Accomplished Cock blocker:
When this guy walks up, he says "CHECK IT!" and like a bull, body slams you out of the way, with his gargantuan neck roll, in order to get next to a Pump,(a female - his words)
He flexes and raps for a bit (always flexing), and then without reason - Just leaves.
You think he's gone – But, oh no, like being hit by a train, the madness starts all over again.
He returns, body slams you again and continues on his quest for rejection.
When confronted, like a Chameleon, he changes colors and tries to redeem himself by flattering you in front of the Pump..Not meaning a word of it.
Later, after he's sober, he will make excuses and try to persuade everyone around him that he did nothing wrong and that he is the victim.
This is also the guy, when cock blocked himself, immediately declares "COCK BLOCK!-COCK BLOCK!" at drop of a hat and announces it like Chicken Little or the Town Crier.
This is the worst kind of Cock Blocker.
When this guy walks up, he says "CHECK IT!" and like a bull, body slams you out of the way, with his gargantuan neck roll, in order to get next to a Pump,(a female - his words)
He flexes and raps for a bit (always flexing), and then without reason - Just leaves.
You think he's gone – But, oh no, like being hit by a train, the madness starts all over again.
He returns, body slams you again and continues on his quest for rejection.
When confronted, like a Chameleon, he changes colors and tries to redeem himself by flattering you in front of the Pump..Not meaning a word of it.
Later, after he's sober, he will make excuses and try to persuade everyone around him that he did nothing wrong and that he is the victim.
This is also the guy, when cock blocked himself, immediately declares "COCK BLOCK!-COCK BLOCK!" at drop of a hat and announces it like Chicken Little or the Town Crier.
This is the worst kind of Cock Blocker.
by Cockblocked! September 16, 2005
Get the Cock Blockermug. by gettinglaid282 April 21, 2010
Get the cock blockersmug. by Dwight_showman April 4, 2009
Get the Cock Blockermug. A girl who continuosly knocks on your apartment door right as you are going to get busy with your boyfriend.
by sinderella16 July 25, 2011
Get the Cock Blockermug. an usually ugly, overweight, rejected or frustated woman or Feminazi lesbo that always is trying to stop a man from wooing one of her female friends ( usually her best friend)by brainwashing her against him.
by gigantus April 16, 2006
Get the Cock Blockermug. A jerk Someone who interupts an act or conversation such as
Ie: grinding or Flirtatous conversation
Roots of orgin: my friends locker , english decent ( the american kind)
Ie: grinding or Flirtatous conversation
Roots of orgin: my friends locker , english decent ( the american kind)
by Kip0130 March 18, 2007
Get the Cock Blockermug. 