An amalgamation of the slang terms "Ruco" (Old/Senior) and "Chavo" (Lad/Kid).
Chavoruco is a colloquial term used in Mexico to describe a middle aged person who tries to act much younger than they really are.
Male Chavorucos can be seen trying to buy drinks for girls at the club and sporting either a man bun or a pompadour hair cut even though both have been out of style since 2013. They still get their clothes at Urban Outfitters because it makes them feel trendy and think Imagine Dragons is a cool band. They're also totally not like, 38 or anything lol why? Did someone say something?
Their female counterparts are often spotted in Vegas...drunk and wearing one of those tacky bridal shower trucker hats. They still fake tan and have a belly ring because they're stuck in 2001. They chase after boys who are way out of their league and then complain about always being the bridesmaid and never the bride. They love adding tons of cringey hashtags to their Instagram selfies and hide behind Snapchat filters.
Chavoruco is a colloquial term used in Mexico to describe a middle aged person who tries to act much younger than they really are.
Male Chavorucos can be seen trying to buy drinks for girls at the club and sporting either a man bun or a pompadour hair cut even though both have been out of style since 2013. They still get their clothes at Urban Outfitters because it makes them feel trendy and think Imagine Dragons is a cool band. They're also totally not like, 38 or anything lol why? Did someone say something?
Their female counterparts are often spotted in Vegas...drunk and wearing one of those tacky bridal shower trucker hats. They still fake tan and have a belly ring because they're stuck in 2001. They chase after boys who are way out of their league and then complain about always being the bridesmaid and never the bride. They love adding tons of cringey hashtags to their Instagram selfies and hide behind Snapchat filters.
"Dude, who are those four guys by the bar? I think it's Imagine Dragons"
"No, those are just some aging hipsters trying to hit on girls. Ew, total chavorucos."
"No, those are just some aging hipsters trying to hit on girls. Ew, total chavorucos."
by chloemx January 25, 2019
Get the Chavoruco mug.A slang "name call"; A reference to the character Cliff Claven from the show Cheers.
A master and avid sharer of trivia. Someone who never hesitates to set people straight with facts (or "facts" of dubious correctness), at every possible opportunity, whether or not the information is desired. Usually the stories are far longer than anyone wants to hear.
A master and avid sharer of trivia. Someone who never hesitates to set people straight with facts (or "facts" of dubious correctness), at every possible opportunity, whether or not the information is desired. Usually the stories are far longer than anyone wants to hear.
Person1: "It was just snow. Snow is snow."
Person2: "Well *actually* there, Normy, the Inuit have 37 different words to describe snow. Legend has it that the explorer, Pedro Ralfkin once became trapped in a snow bank, and..."
Person1: "You are such a Claven!"
Person2: "Well *actually* there, Normy, the Inuit have 37 different words to describe snow. Legend has it that the explorer, Pedro Ralfkin once became trapped in a snow bank, and..."
Person1: "You are such a Claven!"
by indgosky May 11, 2009
Get the Claven mug.A low class, very unsophisticated person, usually from the provinces. A country bumpkin. Usually used to describe rudeness, especially with regard to slobbish eating habits.
"...hey Sonny, did you whack that guy? Yeah Tony, he was a real freakin' Cavonne! Did you see the way he was scarfing down that pasta...?! Friggin' pig!"
by Sonny G. October 23, 2008
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Get the chavo mug.A beautiful emo girl who is far too good for this world. Cavory's are known for their amazing beauty and ability to put a smile on anyone's face. They're known for their taste in music (particularly bands, such at Fall Out Boy, Panic! At The Disco, My Chemical Romance, Twenty One Pilots, etc.) which can be questionable. They are GREAT listeners who will give honest, well-thought and said opinions and advice. They are generally some of the most oustanding and amazing people out there. I seriously recommend that you get yourself a Cavory, just not mine- I love her too much to give her away.
by Kayla~ June 22, 2019
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Get the Clamonga mug.One of the best underground hip hop producers who makes mellow beats with a Jazzy twist. It’s a must to hear him.
Earl: Hey you got some really chill beats right there! Who’s that by any chance? You getting a 5 star rating from me.
Uber Driver: Oh that’s some hip hop producer called El Jazzy Chavo. I play his beats all the time as I drive. Glad you like it my friend.
Uber Driver: Oh that’s some hip hop producer called El Jazzy Chavo. I play his beats all the time as I drive. Glad you like it my friend.
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