Clarissa 

Clarissa is a beautiful and a cute looking girl. She likes to tie her hair and makes her more beautiful. Her grades are almost perfect but she isn’t active.

“See Clarissa’s name is on the top”

Clarissa by Aurelia Glorybel November 26, 2021

Clarissa 

She's very pretty but only on the outside because she just likes riding someone's dick rather than someone with an actual personality.
If she's a spice she'd be a jalapeno but if she's a candy she'd be butter.

Girl: I broke up with him because he's 5'11, chile anyways.....
Sigma Male: What a Clarissa!

Clarissa by islandboy3 January 4, 2022

Clarissa 

Clarissa is a loyal and a funny person.

Clarissa : * tells an unfunny joke *

You : laughs so hard
Also you : shit why am i laughing ?

You will always caught yourself laughing at her jokes even if its unfunny.

Clarissa by scientists research December 21, 2022

Clarissa 

A gorgeous, smart, and humorous girl who is also a badass that can knock out a person twice her size. She might seem mean and uncaring on the outside, but once you get to know her enough, you'll see that deep down inside she does have a heart. She works hard for the things she's passionate about, a chronic insomniac who won't sleep even if you threaten to throw her off a cliff. A great writer and her vast knowledge on multiple topics will amaze you, basically a more interesting version of wikipedia. A great person and friend that will be there for you and always encourage you to pursue your aspirations. So, for these reasons a guy would've been moronic to reject her and play with her heart.

"Hey, did you know that it's Clarissa's birthday today."

"Oh, really ??"

"Yeah, you should go and wish her a happy birthday"

Clarissa by Endocryne May 11, 2023

Clarissa 

the greatest lesbian of all time. You may think of GOAT but it's really GLOAT(greatest lesbian of all time) the most loyal and talented person you'll ever meet. She has dyke powers that can make any man give up their girl and is basically as strong a superman. Typically ranges from 5'1-5'5 and has anger issues. Usually rich in real life, but if not then in hella credit card debt. But that doesn't matter because she's just that awesome. She's IMMUNE to the IRS and taxes. Owns 200 guns and can probably skateboard or plays a gay ass instrument like French Horn or some shit. Obsessed with flannels and Jenna Ortega. Super funny and will fight anyone just to see if she'll win. Also is awesome. Not to mention, is super cool.

"Yo! Clarissa is such a cool lesbian" "clarissa, you're like hella gay but it's so awesome!"

"I love clarissa!"

Clarissa by Bean gobbler August 20, 2024

Clarissa/Rissa 

A beautiful, kind, loving girl, who is willing to do anything for her friends,
she is also a gentle kind hearted person who is easy to approach, however she is shy at first but then becomes more comfortable to open her gob.
she loves her bestfriend and will always be there to pick up the pieces and defended them when vulnerable

she's such a clarissa/rissa for sticking up for her!!

Clarissa/Rissa by youmamamamalalalalala April 30, 2011

Clarissa Weers 

PERFECT. Cheerleader Extraordinaire. Cute. Funny. Awesome at everything at life.

NO way! You got a Clarissa Weers Score!

Clarissa Weers by ChristopherLovesClarissa November 30, 2011