by Dylan Crawford January 7, 2020
My roommates asked what my new girlfriend and I were laughing about in bed last night and I told them she’s just a dirty Clarissa
I met a new girl on tinder and she told me she’d prefer to have sex at my house because her neighbors have complained about her being a dirty Clarissa.
I met a new girl on tinder and she told me she’d prefer to have sex at my house because her neighbors have complained about her being a dirty Clarissa.
by glucosemusic May 20, 2019
by ChristopherLovesClarissa June 8, 2011
clarissa burnell
by feyudg November 26, 2011
Clarissa : * tells an unfunny joke *
You : laughs so hard
Also you : shit why am i laughing ?
You will always caught yourself laughing at her jokes even if its unfunny.
You : laughs so hard
Also you : shit why am i laughing ?
You will always caught yourself laughing at her jokes even if its unfunny.
by scientists research December 22, 2022
A cute, kind and funny girl, well at first.
She has a curvy lower half, and a little on the flat side when it comes to her chest. Short-tempered and bipolar.
All she wants is attention and she'll do anything to get it.
She can lie and betray even her closet friends.
She has a curvy lower half, and a little on the flat side when it comes to her chest. Short-tempered and bipolar.
All she wants is attention and she'll do anything to get it.
She can lie and betray even her closet friends.
Girl: *talking to someone*
Other girl: Hey, why are you over here?
Girl: *Still talking to someone*
Other girl: Fine, I guess we're not friends
Girl: God, she's such a Clarissa
Other girl: Hey, why are you over here?
Girl: *Still talking to someone*
Other girl: Fine, I guess we're not friends
Girl: God, she's such a Clarissa
by ∆Anonymous∆ May 18, 2019
A gorgeous, smart, and humorous girl who is also a badass that can knock out a person twice her size. She might seem mean and uncaring on the outside, but once you get to know her enough, you'll see that deep down inside she does have a heart. She works hard for the things she's passionate about, a chronic insomniac who won't sleep even if you threaten to throw her off a cliff. A great writer and her vast knowledge on multiple topics will amaze you, basically a more interesting version of wikipedia. A great person and friend that will be there for you and always encourage you to pursue your aspirations. So, for these reasons a guy would've been moronic to reject her and play with her heart.
"Hey, did you know that it's Clarissa's birthday today."
"Oh, really ??"
"Yeah, you should go and wish her a happy birthday"
"Oh, really ??"
"Yeah, you should go and wish her a happy birthday"
by Endocryne May 11, 2023