Cincinnati Shoe Shampoo

Emptying your used condoms in somebody else's shoes. Typically done if the victim of the Cincinnati Shoe Shampoo interrupted a sexual act of the perpetrator or did something equally as offensive to the perpetrator.

Dude #1: "Your friend busted in on me and my girl doing the nasty so I gave him a Cincinnati Shoe Shampoo this morning."

Dude #2: "Gross dude, his feet probably smell like a protein shake now."

by Danny Torrenance's Finger January 14, 2009

cincinnati surprise

v. When you shit in a pillow case and beat someone about the head and shoulders.

My friend threw up in my house and didnt clean it so he got a cincinnati surprise

by kdlfnglkdnf April 27, 2006

Cincinnati Pad Thai

When you reverse tit fuck an Asian girl, same as a Cincinnati Bowtie, but with an Asian slant to it, if you will.

How about we head to my place for drinks and a little Cincinnati Pad Thai?
>>Me love you long time, Joe!

by Mr. Softey January 28, 2009

Cincinnati

The "Queen City" of Ohio, Cincinnati is an awesome place to live and visit. Let's list the perks, shall we: Oktoberfest in the fall, Tall Stacks in the spring, Riverfest on Labor Day, Party in the Park all summer long, Reds, Bengals, Riverbend concerts, Kings Island, The Beach Waterpark (largest in the midwest), Main Street bars, Mt. Adams hilltop drinkin, etc. We also have the Newport/Covington side of the river, which is constantly improving, and is a blast to hang out at. Newport on the Levy, the Waterfront, and Main Strasse German Village are all so much fun to visit. Despite what people who are not from cincinnati say, our chili is the shit!! Not only that, but Graeter's ice cream...it is the best ice cream you'll ever have the pleasure of eating. Also, business is booming here. P&G, which is headquartered in Cincy, just merged with Gillete, making it the largest consumer products company in the world! Although our city may not be the most liberal, or the most racially diverse, the situation could be much worse. Overall, Cincinnati is a beautiful, entertaining city and a great place to live. Don't hate on us!!

Cincinnati is the best city in Ohio. Far better than the industrial ghetto shithole to the North...Cleveland. Yuck.

by Liz February 2, 2005

Cincinnati ballbuster

When you have anal sex for about five minutes,right before you ejaculate you pull your penis out of their anus,shove both testicles into the anus and punching your partner in the back of the head while masturbating until ejaculation all over his or her back all in one motion.

Wow the cincinnati ballbuster was unheard of on the porn scene until now.

by Jon Merrill July 6, 2011

Cincinnati Shuffle

When someone pisses you off so you proceed to dance around them punching them in the face with one hand, and eating a hot cream filled doughnut in the other.

William: “What is your problem?”
Billy: “You have done pissed me off, now I’m gonna give you the Cincinnati Shuffle!”

by NillyBelson April 25, 2020

Cincinnati blowfish

Cincinnati blowfish occurs when a woman gives a man a rim job, vice versa, and he/she farts in the mouth thus puffing up the cheeks.

Nick was giving a rim job to Veronica Vaughn and she farted in his mouth. He yelled "you just gave me the dirtiest cincinnati blowfish i have ever had". (He tasted shit for a week).

by The boyz at STEIN. April 4, 2010