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r/chonkers

A subreddit comprised of people who commit animal cruelty and over-feed their pets, and will ban you on the spot if you even dare to suggest they are abusing their pets.

The content on the subreddit mainly features morbidly obese animals. These animals are most likely living miserable lives and they need to immediately be sent to a competent owner who can get them the help they need.

The subreddit claims to be against animal cruelty and promotes feeding your pet a reasonable amount, but that argument gets immediately thrown out the window when you either get banned for calling them out or you just look at any image on the site.

These animal abusers will brush off any criticism and say “but he’s on a diet” or “don’t tell me how to take care of my pet” and will be followed by an army of neckbeards getting you banned from the site.
Redditor: Look at my cat, he’s such a heckin chonker!
Reasonable person: Dude, you need to stop feeding him so much, look at him!
Redditor: Oh, look at him trying to walk! He can’t walk properly because he’s such a chonker!
Reasonable person: I’m gonna call the fucking cops if you keep this up!
Redditor: His breathing all short good because he’s a big heckin chonker! You’re gonna get me SO MUCH karma on r/chonkers!!1!
by Error451 September 30, 2020
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Chunder World

If you take too much drugs or drink a lot then you've been here. The end game for all those who lost in Psychedelic Selection. (they've been.......Chunderstruck!)
Things to do in the Chunder World include, throwing up on your mates lap in a field, star fishing the ground while naked and waking up 2 days later on a bench in some town you've never been too where the street signs look like someone smashed their face on a keyboard.
"Look at that scatty bastard passed out in his own puke"
"Leave him be, he is one with the Chunder World"
by The Sesh Gremlinz August 26, 2018
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Chulker

Coined on the Chuckle Sandwich podcast, when you feed a grimbly thickening agents, it turns into a chulker
I never should have fed those little grimblies, now I've got a massive chulker problem.
by saltmydishbartender May 20, 2022
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Chonker

"Omg look at this adorable chonker I found on reddit!"
by Breebles November 22, 2018
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Chunder Cannon

When one is held horizontally above the ground and then 'loaded' with excessive amounts of alcohol before being 'fired' (rocked) backwards and forwards a number of times. If this process does not induce chundering, then the cannon must again be reloaded and the process continued until successful vomiting is induced.
guy 1, "load the cannon"
guy 2, "loading the cannon"
guy 1, "fire the cannon"
guys 3, 4, and 5..., "firing the cannon"

the chunder cannon is then performed by the suspended individual
by thebathchundercannon April 6, 2010
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Chunkey

A cross between a chicken and a monkey.
Person 1: *makes a weird noise*
Person 2: You sound like a chicken and a monkey!
Person 3: A Chunkey!
by Puzzball May 16, 2006
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chunder city

the place you go where you are sick. most likely induced by drinking
so i hear you had a few too many pints last night and took a trip to chunder city
by darsen January 7, 2008
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