chonker

used to describe a fat person

hey chonker

shut up you literally eat 3 hamburgers a day

by zenitsuslastbraincell February 19, 2022

Chonker

An abnormally large man; severely and dangerously obese

Oi mate, you're a fuckin' chonker you are!

by Harvester2069 January 29, 2022

Chonker

The biggest butt you've ever seen

Me: Hey I like your butt

Anthony: What?

Me:It's a great chonker

Anthony:A what?

Me:It's the biggest butt I've ever seen!

by orangebrie05 March 16, 2021

Chonker

A cat that is large. Not necessarily because of abusive owners. Stop judging people, you stupid cunt.

The owner of a chonker may have recently adopted the cat. Or they may be forgetful when it comes to feeding. In any event, it's not always the fault of the (current) owner when a cat is massive. But go ahead and just assume the worst. Maybe get a more positive mindset and you'll be less of a douche.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 19, 2024

Chonker

When you rip a chainsaw but you have a nasty orgasm because your anal beads fall out

I’m grounded because I did a chonker in class yesterday

by Pepe inhaler June 1, 2020

Doorway chonker

A cat who sits in awkward places.

I couldn't get into my house because my cat was being a doorway chonker

by VeeBEAN September 28, 2021

Chonkered

Extremely fucking high

"ahhh shit man, that za got me absolutely chonkered"

by YodielandEnthusiast July 25, 2024