GESUS in a chocolate bar

Something crazy tied with something sweet
Dude 1: Bro look at that!
Dude 2: GESUS in a chocolate bar!
by Maggielovesass June 20, 2023
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Melty Chocolate Bar

When a black person shoves a curling iron in their ass while they are taking a shit
Me and my friend Jamal both tried out the Melty Chocolate Bar together. It hurt like shit but it was worth it.
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Bulgarian Chocolate Bar

The act of putting your dick in your partners ass, having them take a dumb while its in there, and then having them push your dick out with the turd. You then push it back in, and continue for as long as you want.
Dang bro i really pulled the Bulgarian Chocolate Bar on that crazy girl last night
by Potatonado December 20, 2021
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To sell Chocolate, door to door to become rich enough, to take out a mom and her daughter on a date to Fancy restaurant under the sea in the Bikini Bottom.
Used in Sentence.

SpongeBob: Quick Patrick, without thinking, if you could have anything in the world right now, what would it be?

Patrick: Uhh...more time for thinking.

Sponge Bob: No, something real, an item, something you would pay for. Patrick: A chocolate bar?

Sponge Bob: That’s a great idea, Patrick! We’ll be TRAVELING CHOCOLATE-BARS SALESMAN.
by HeroicYoungLad October 05, 2017
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grabbing a chocolate bar

semi-offensive term :

for a white man, at a bar, to walk up to a random black/biracial/Caribbean girl and ask her for sexual favors.

N.B: For a black guy to do the same to a white girl should probably be called licking vanilla ice cream.
if you are not a Don Juan,do not go grabbing a chocolate bar unless you are ready to become the girl's sugar daddy.
by Sexydimma July 12, 2014
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