Chip

A male, generally of Canadian decent, who displays a lumberjack beard and owns a magic penis.
1."Is that the dude on the Brauny paper towels?" "No, you can tell by his glowing pants that he's a chip."

2. "The only way to satisfy an entire Harem in under 5 minutes is to employ a chip."
by kayto82 February 03, 2010
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An chip

Another word for a sad forgotten soal. Originated in Britain from two drunk teens.
Wow your such an chip!
You little chip!
by Ye. Nan is amazing February 20, 2020
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Chip

The nickname for an over-opinionated and under-informed female executive who enjoys posting unsolicited and uninsightful advice on how to be a good leader. Is usually unemployed making the irony so obvious, even Chip should see it.
Why does Chip keep writing about leadership when she has never been a CEO before?
by number1beztfuckup December 24, 2022
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Chip

After creating the infamous slur 'melt' over 10 years ago, We now come to you with the next trend setter. Created through the evolution of group banter, 'chip' is the new 'melt'.

In its most basic definition Chip means you are a disappointment, however can mean and not limited too: boring, flake, not funny, made a mistake, stupid.
Friend arrives at party and forgot his bottle of vodka - You would say "You absolute chip, can't believe you forgot your bottle"

Friend cancels a night out at the last minute - You would say "what a chip for cancelling last minute"

Friend cracks joke that was unfunny - You would say "About as funny as a chip" and could be followed by "such a chip'
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chips

When a person, place or thing is corny or stupid.
That girl didnt give me her number, she's chips
by Mippa May 15, 2006
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CHiPs

California Highway Patrol, or an old TV show with Erik Estrada and Larry Wilcox riding on police motorcycles.
Hi, i'm Erik Estrada and I was on the TV show CHiPs
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chips

Money. Alternatively, a snack food.
I got so much chips I swear they call me Hewlett-Packard, I got so much chips you can have a bag if you're a snacker.
-weezy
by Haaannnnnnnnnahhhhhh July 14, 2008
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