cheney

verb: cheney, cheneyed, cheneying

1) missing something by a country mile

2) to aim for the broad side of a barn and hit a lawyer

3) hunting when drunk and blind as a bat

4) taking lawyers out of season

5) premature ejaculation

"What the fuck are you shootin at, Bobby Sue? You almost go me instead, you fucking idiot! You go to hell, Clint! It's the first time I cheneyed my shot in over a week!"

"Hey caddy, get me a 6-iron! I'm in no mood to cheney this putt!"

"Honey, get me some paper towels. I went to piss in the toilet but got it all over the seat. I cheneyed the direction of my stream again. Oops."

"Darling, I think I just cheneyed in my underwear. Get me a smoke, will ya. "Marvin, I'm so sick and tired of you cheneying early and falling asleep ten seconds later. Get your own cigarette, you inadequate moron!"

by SnowyOwl April 9, 2006

cheney

a seat in the car, behind the shotgun, because cheney was behind the shotgun.

Dude your sitting in the cheney

by erwr February 18, 2008

cheney

The malodorous remnants of a previous pile of crap that lingers on the bowl or other surface of the toilet.

"Honey, please get me the toilet brush so I can remove the cheney before company comes!"

by Capecodrob August 14, 2009

cheney

some one who is afraid to say the word dick.

for all the cheneys out there, repeat after me:
DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK.

loser:hah, I PW3D that N00B!
average person: chillax, dude
loser: don't be such a cheney
average person: wowww.... dick
loser: what?
average person: nothing

by aliiii333 February 12, 2009

Cheneyed

To be lied to by a person evil or manipulative enough to know that you're gullible or scared enough to believe it.

Oh Man -- I can't believe you bought that lie! You've been cheneyed!!

by HeadsGonnaExplode June 12, 2008

Cheneyed

Verb:

1) To shoot your friend in the face, and get them to apologize for being in the way of your gun when it went off.

2) To live in a cage so rich people can come and shoot you.

"When she said "we need to talk," I felt like I was being Cheneyed.

by Mugger Jack May 30, 2012

cheney

noun

The little bits of fuzz that sometimes collect in one's butt-crack after wearing sweat-pants without underwear.

When I got home from playing handball with my buds, there was this wad of cheney in my ass-crack from my sweats. I gotta remember to wear underwear, next time.

by slegotoo April 1, 2012