Checking my Breaks

When your genitalia is being worked by someone (either sex's )or by your own self doing. normally resulting in pleasure or release of fluid.

Id like to think it went well, by the end of the movie she was checking my breaks

During the car ride she just started checking my breaks randomly.

by Turco To the Marty July 28, 2011

Checking the Weather

Standing up to pass wind, then sitting down to catch a whiff.

x: Why did you stand up and then sit back down.

Y: Just checking the weather.

by mabiak2 July 2, 2016

checking chicken

Using a male or female for their money or other valuables via flirting, relationships, sex or intamite conversations.

Yeah John is just checking chicken out of her.

by Luckyone33 October 4, 2017

checking my stock

Its when you stratch your balls and sniff your fingers.

I've been checking my stock and its straight skin cheese son!!!

by Kazel February 24, 2006

checking out

to commit suicide; to end your own life,

stems from checking out of a hotel, checking out of your own life, choosing to leave.

i fucking gone im gone im gone, so im checking out. im checking out real soon.

by john gold March 29, 2007

checking e-mail

slang term for masturbating. People say they are checking their email when they are really looking at internet porn.

be right back, im gonna be checking e-mail.

by wkrpinpitts February 11, 2010

checking stats

Claiming to use your friend's computer to check fantasy football scores and instead, masturbating to porn.

I'm checking stats. Be down in a few minutes.

by whhpssh October 24, 2014