the dirty charmin

The dirty Charmin- when a girl goes down on a guy while he's taking a shit and catches his cum in the toilet paper then wipes his ass with it

I was going down on Steven while he was taking a shit and right before he busted a nut I grabbed the toilet paper to catch it and then wiped his ass with it. When he asked me wtf was that I said it's called the dirty Charmin.

by Soreal4real December 20, 2015

The Charmin Tickle

When the toilet paper is stacked to high after a shit and when you flush the toilet paper gives your ass a kiss.

Bro have you ever heard of Posiden's kiss

Yeah

Well I just got hit by The Charmin Tickle

by Bruhtatoes February 12, 2024

Charmin

Slang for a plus sized woman, stemming from the "ultra soft" toilet paper product.

Brad has never dated a woman with a dress size below 16. Brad likes his girls Charmin.

by youthCulture January 22, 2018

Charmin

A slang term referring to a blunt, backwood, joint or any kind of rolled weed that is made with substandard or unpleasant weed.

It’s called a charmin because the weed is shitty and you’re putting ”shit” in a “paper”

Person 1: Damn these smalls are dogshit, got me rolling up charmins.

Person 2: Negawhat?

by SuperNigga33 October 14, 2023

Charmin

Being ultra soft; not doing something that your friends want you to do

"London do you want a beer? Or are you going to be charmin?

by KingLing69 January 13, 2022

Charmin Dick

When someone says something so cringey that not only do you go flaccid, you also become afflicted by erectile dysfunction it was so bad. Softer than soft = Charmin dick.

She said she wanted me to wear a diaper for sexy time later tonight. That shit gave me Charmin dick.

by Ultimax75 July 27, 2018