When someone says something so cringey that not only do you go flaccid, you also become afflicted by erectile dysfunction it was so bad. Softer than soft = Charmin dick.
She said she wanted me to wear a diaper for sexy time later tonight. That shit gave me Charmin dick.
by Ultimax75 July 27, 2018
Get the Charmin Dickmug. by BigDHeller2 June 14, 2018
Get the Charminmug. When you take a crap that is so explosive and nasty it requires a whole roll of toilet paper to clean your ass up
by Madjohnston June 28, 2017
Get the Charminatormug. by Mk91 March 8, 2020
Get the Charminmug. A person who possesses a naturally captivating and playful charm that is always authentic, kind, and without any intention to mislead or manipulate. They genuinely enjoy engaging with others in a lighthearted and delightful way, making those around them feel uplifted and valued.
by XO_Blossom July 11, 2025
Get the Charminemug. The dirty Charmin- when a girl goes down on a guy while he's taking a shit and catches his cum in the toilet paper then wipes his ass with it
I was going down on Steven while he was taking a shit and right before he busted a nut I grabbed the toilet paper to catch it and then wiped his ass with it. When he asked me wtf was that I said it's called the dirty Charmin.
by Soreal4real December 20, 2015
Get the the dirty charminmug.