Man I hate Ed sheeran more then Kaylie castillo
by Edsheeranhater113 February 14, 2021
jarett castillo is dating a beautiful girl (lily) if you make him mad tho he will curb stomp you so don’t piss him off. jarett castillo is very very funny and only nice to a few people if you aren’t those few people then keep walking, he also loves music and has the best music taste ever.
by ca$tillo! March 09, 2023
He is the one.
He is probably the only one that can save you from your miserable existence.
Trust in Marcos Castillo.
He is probably the only one that can save you from your miserable existence.
Trust in Marcos Castillo.
STORY OF MIKE AND JOHN
Mike: Do you know about Marcos Castillo?
John:No?
Mike: You’re a miserable clump of flesh and bones.
Mike: Do you know about Marcos Castillo?
John:No?
Mike: You’re a miserable clump of flesh and bones.
by Bobby424 November 24, 2021
doesn't obey traffic laws. will go 71 in a 45 on the parkway and get on probation, then go 100 in a 55 and lose his license. never get into the GTR (may she rip) when bryan drives. wears cool shoes and casually mentions that most of them cost over $1000. threw a fuckin banger last year on October 3. shit was crazy. best people to get drunk with were at that party. if you know a bryan castillo, tell his mom to go out of town again.
Man I chugged 3 blue raspberry bootleggers at that party.
Who's party???
Bryan Castillo's.
That makes sense man.
Who's party???
Bryan Castillo's.
That makes sense man.
by gary the good looking potato November 23, 2021
A Castillo is a special person whom will bring b positivity to your life. They bring love and compassion to every conversation and interaction.A conversation with one can change your life. A Castillo is the type of person who you have a coffee date that turns into an all day date.
by A Castillo Lover November 25, 2021
The imperial king of all things female and mind altering. The originator Eric the Terrible won his spoil in a mud wrestling grudge match with Hugh Hefner.
by Bosstillo October 01, 2021