by I only say facts May 01, 2022

Cool guy: "yo have you heard that new Playboi Carti"
Lame guy: "he's trash"
Cool guy: "that's why you're adopted"
Lame guy: "he's trash"
Cool guy: "that's why you're adopted"
by buffmywifi September 19, 2021

by thefogiscomingthefogiscoming February 10, 2022

by her poopster March 29, 2005

The inventor of music. He speaks in his own language, known as cartinese and uses his baby voice on his songs. One of his best friends is Lil Uzi Vert , another GOAT. He has bought a crib for his momma off that mumblin' shit. His favorite color is red and he hates leaks.
Beethoven : I may be deaf, but these new Playboi Carti, Whole Lotta Red leaks are fire. What a legend!
Mozart : Yeah, hope he drops that 16*29 tape with Uzi now that they are friends again.
Mozart : Yeah, hope he drops that 16*29 tape with Uzi now that they are friends again.
by SUSUradas April 26, 2020

a dope ass nigga that got hella hoes and makes cool ass music for niggas that got 0 hoes ,like zilch bro ,nada , none , zerrooo , it's depressing
by shanyalabaad January 13, 2022

The creator of sound and, subsequently, music. He also created the earth and is the God that most religions worship.
Mf 1: Yoo, have you heard those new Kanye snippets that feature Playboi Carti?!
Mf 2: Yeahh they both hard asf, heard that guy invented music.
Mf 1: word??
Mf 2: Yeahh they both hard asf, heard that guy invented music.
Mf 1: word??
by al9n August 14, 2021
