Castrate your catboy day.

Castrate your catboy day - 28th October. A day where all catboy owners can castrate those little fuckers in their basement with no consent required.

Person 1 : you're getting castrated
Person 2: why. I don't want to.
Person 1: you can't deny. it's castrate your catboy day.

by totallynotjaknib October 21, 2021

Castroted

The act of cutting off someone's balls with broken glass.

It is a reference to the gruesome murder of Carlos Castro by Renato Seabra in New York City, in which his testicles were cut off with broken wine glass. Therefore, Carlos Castro was castroted.

Guy #1: Did you hear about Tim?! Someone cut off his balls!
Guy #2: I heard, they didn't just cut off his balls though... they castroted him.
Guy #1: Broken glass?!
Guy #2: Yes, sir.

by CanYouPleaseRepeatThat? January 15, 2011

new castrati

A term used by closeted homosexuals to describe men with enough self confidence to express sympathy towards other human beings without the cowardly fear of being called a pussy.

The smog isn't that bad, I care not for the well being of myself or that of my fellow human beings, quit sounding New Castrati ...

by Gurdy November 3, 2012

New Castrati

Grown "men" who sound like women when they speak because they have been "sensitized" by the feminazis. A guy who has no "sac".

Resolution conflict is used by the new castrati. Real men just fight.

by Allroy July 29, 2006

castrati

1) A feminized male who is self loathing to the delight of the Feminazis.

2) A metrosexual or a girlie man.

3) No balls.

Matt Lauer is a self loathing male and always appeases the feminine crowd. Therefore, he is a castrati.

by Pepper May 2, 2006

self-castration

This word is already defined, but it means to remove one's own genitals (with a knife or their teeth). It is said that you can see more than enough of this on Pain Olympics (I don't even want to watch it and find out...) Honestly, anyone who engages in this instantly deserves a Darwin Award...

Two people observe a crackhead with a knife.
Person A: Holy shit! He's got a knife!! What do we do?
Person B: Stay out of sight. Be ready to call the cops if he starts something.

Person A: Sounds like a good idea. But, what if he attacks us? Do you know any martial arts or have a gun?
Person B: Yes and yes. For now, we just watch...
*a few moments later*
Person A and B simultaneously "puke their guts out"
Person B: That crackhead just performed self-castration! Quick! Hand him a Darwin Award!!

by Juggernaut2010 January 25, 2012

New Castrati

Generally speaking, a young (20s) white male who weighs about a buck fifty soak and wet, has a shrill, squeaky girlie voice, and expouses liberal/progressive positions that his liberal professors taught him in college. When confronted with facts or opinions that are contrary to his beliefs, rather than presenting a cogent opposing point of view, he will call you names like "right-winger", "wingnut", fascist and of course his golden oldie "racist". He will accuse you of being brainwashed by Fox News, (or "Faux News" as he refers to it) and various other non-liberal media outlets that he despises. He has an unhealthy obsession with attractive conservative women such as Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachmann, and Christine O'Donnell and will spent an inordinate amount of time trying to convince you that these women are dumb and inexperienced.

When I told this New Castrati guy that man-made global warming was a hoax, he told me to stop watching Fake (Fox) News, got up and stormed out the door.

by BigTed1203 December 15, 2010