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Carpool Jerkaoke

Masturbating in your car. Alone or together.
Looks like a traffic jam up ahead....let's get ready for some Carpool Jerkaoke.
by bateworld June 14, 2018
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carpooltunnelsyndrome

A person who uses a car pool to travel to work, but is petrified to travel through an underground tunnel to get there
I have a fobia that brevents me from travel through an underground tunnel which is called ,carpooltunnelsyndrome
by Steveo50 August 22, 2018
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Carpool

A carpool is when you cum so much in your car that it creates a pool of cum in there car.

Example: quick we have to clean up this carpool before my girlfriend sees it.
Wow this is a big carpool.
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carpooligans

The members of CARPOOL, the anti-drunk driving student org at Texas A&M University. Known for vibrant lime green t-shirts and 90’s-style acronyms.
“Hey, are you taking an Uber home?”
“Nah, I’m riding with the carpooligans tonight.”
by Poolcar Dreams April 22, 2023
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Russian carpool

When a woman takes two penises in her ass with a vodka-soaked tampon in her vagina.
Person 1: What were you up to last night?
Person 2: Oh man, I was in the back of a Russian carpool.
by rosewilting August 31, 2021
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Carpool Tunnel Syndrome

Any of a wide range of afflictions resulting from repetitive commuting. Most common are sciatica and butt zits.
Crushed by cement ceiling tiles - that's serious Carpool Tunnel Syndrome!
by hbm January 3, 2009
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Carpool karaoke

When your in the car with James Cordon, most of the time with James unless it’s a rip off, and you sing loads of songs while driving
Did you see the carpool karaoke with Beyoncé

Hey I’m doing carpool karaoke today wanna join

I love watching carpool karaoke videos
by Lucyloooooooo May 8, 2018
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