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Cantaloupe

BROOO LOOK AT THAT CANTALOUPE!
by qsnd September 19, 2023
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Cantaloupes

(cantaloupes is a fruit) 🍈

be me
cantaloupes walks in
blur the screen
“DEAF KEV - Invincible” start playing
by Definitely not SpaceTech96 December 7, 2024
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Cantaloupe

A guy who has the characteristics of a cantaloupe 🍈
he’s such a cantaloupe”
by PhatCapz June 22, 2021
mugGet the Cantaloupemug.

jumping cantaloupe

Cantaloupe, referring to a male, who is jumping, is a very attractive male. Stating that there is a jumping cantaloupe in the distance, says that there is an extremely attractive man without pointing them out completely thus making this certain person feel uncomfortable. Meant to be said discreetly, this method of pointing out some attractive helps your friends look at the good looking person you encountered without the embarrassment of actually pointing them out.

Scale: strolling cantaloupe: kinda cute ripe cantaloupe: gay jumping cantaloupe: hey uhhh you are super hot
friend 1: (whispers) hey look a jumping cantaloupe!
friend 2: WHERE!? actually, he looks a little ripe to me
friend 1: but at least he is strolling right?
friend 2: eeehh sure
by awesome town September 18, 2011
mugGet the jumping cantaloupemug.

Cantaloupe

Check out that guy, he looks like a cantaloupe. Short ass.
by A_Bum October 24, 2023
mugGet the Cantaloupemug.

brave cantaloupe

when you lean in to kiss someone, they put a cantaloupe infront of their head to avoid your kiss
Person 1: Duuude do you remember the brave cantaloupe yesterday?

Person 2:Yeah, it was funny
by ineedcodies August 11, 2022
mugGet the brave cantaloupemug.

dirty cantaloupe

When you are with a group of friends in a bar and leave the table to fuck in the bar restroom after you've had a few drinks.
by Avery St. John August 6, 2022
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