crunch

Spare motorcycle.
Derogatory term for diminutive small or tatty spare motorcycle used to stand in for a proper machine.
Common to owners of vintage British motorcycles. Assumed 'Crunch' refers to accident or broken down status.

'Brit' biker would be embarrassed seen riding small Japanese bike or 'Jap Crap'. Hence importance of term 'Crunch' to offer explanation for such odd behaviour as only due to being hard up whilst simultaneously affirming existence of other superior machine.
Honda stepthru C50/C90 or 'granny basher' is a typical. 'Crunch.'
'Hey, what's with the plastic crap?'
'Yeah, its my crunch, the old nail's in bits'

by propstand January 13, 2008

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crunch

a nicer version of the bad word CUNT!

Look at that crunch.

by m1ssp1der July 22, 2006

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crunch

The sound that cannabis makes when it has been treated with silica, fibreglass or glass dust to add weight. The term can also be used to describe the cannabis itself.

A: yeah i got some bud.
B: is it good shit?
A: yeah man, good shit, no crunch.

by Trip_d April 21, 2007

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Crunching

Saving money in the Credit Crunch. Fucking Buzzwords...

A: You coming out tonight?
S: No mate - im crunching.
A: Dickhead.

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The Crunch

The need for a morning Dump;
The inability to shit, even when the need is

"christ that first coffee has given me the crunch"
"I am captain of the good ship crunch right now, if only those pills would wear out so I can destroy the toilet already"

by towek September 13, 2009

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