Crouton

A white person with seasoning. Doesn't wish to be classified with "crackers" and identifies more with BIPOC than typical bland wyppl.

Gotta let them know I'm a crouton not a cracker.

by Justindangerpants January 30, 2021

Crouton

A racial slur against bread people

"Man, Seefop is a real crouton"
-Some dead person

by dragonex564 April 15, 2021

Crouton

A derogatory term for a white person, usually of French descent.

- "What is up, my fellow crouton!?"
- "All is good in the neighborhood, Mr. Rogers!"

by The photon wrangler February 26, 2023

Crouton

pronoun.
Reference to a Caucasian person white-bred that exhibits few or several urban mannerisms and interests. One who "has flavor".

"I don't consider myself a Cracker. I find it offensive. I'm more of a Crouton. I'm White but I come with flavor!"

by 83FLLY June 28, 2023

Crouton

When your vagina is really dry.

He wants to shag tonight, but I have such a crouton.

by Croutontim May 17, 2025

Crouton

A “stale cracker” by analogy to the salad topping. Similar in usage to “ok boomer” but more contemptuous. Used to mock someone for stereotypically “old, white” behavior. Superlative is “absolute” akin to “absolute unit”.

You demanded to speak to the manager and then demanded they “go back to where they came from?” Ugh you absolute crouton.

by Jockeys41 June 21, 2025

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A really awesome and totally time worthy website that you should definitely visit.

BOI

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by AlexComixInc October 21, 2020