cumpassionate

adj. the strong desire to see, taste and feel semen, often comes along with a love of dick and a generally slutty demeanor

Why does Lisa love sucking dick so much?

She's only in it for the ending, she's cumpassionate.

by zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz April 5, 2008

cumpassionate

Having sympathetic/helpful feelings relating to ejaculation, such as a lady who feels sorry for a horny stud who badly needs to "relieve da pressure", or an obliging dude who wants to help out a sexually-lonesome lady.

Being cumpassionate is all well and good, but one should proceed with caution --- frequent intercourse can lead to unexpected pregnancies, STDs, and other less-than-desirable consequences.

by QuacksO April 3, 2023

compassionut

When you’re not into a girl but you fuck her anyways

I didnt really want to bang her but I figured i had to, so i gave her the ol’ compassionut

by 1312 May 18, 2019

cockpassionate

Someone who is passionate about cock. Some one who has a deep passion for the intricacies of the male phallic member. An aficionado of size, texture, length, smell, and taste.

Person 1: Are you cockpassionate?

Person 2: All day, every day.

Mary is very cockpassionate. She has meetings with cock at least five times a week.

by The Jips-meister March 8, 2022

Compassionize

To have a great amount of sympathy, care or concern for someone or something.

John Doe was having such a hard time mowing the yard, I couldn’t help but compassionize with him and mow his lawn.

by Kay The Extraordinaire September 15, 2022