Colossal Fuck Trumpet

A word that you use when you have no idea what swear are you gonna be using

Person 1: Why are you being such a...
*stares in silence*
Colossal fuck trumpet?

by SidneysHandle404 March 1, 2024

Colossal Squid

Bakugan

He is very colossal squid.

by yourlocalcockroach April 24, 2023

Colossal Half-witted infantile fantasy.

A childishly naive ambition

Being a princess is a colossal half-witted infantile fantasy.

by EyeForEye December 31, 2024

Colossal Clown

As if calling someone a clown is not enough disrespect… a colossal clown is the insults of all insults. Someone that is extremely foolish and cannot be taken seriously.

Allen is known around town as the “colossal clown”who has to routinely phone his wife to check his budget and allowance.

by ElkviewEddie February 5, 2024

Colossal Shit

KFC Employee: Hi how can I help You?
Customer: shut up bitch
KFC Employee: takes a break to go cry in the bathroom
KFC Employee: exits the bathroom after 30 minutes
KFC Manager: hey, what the hell took so long?
KFC employee: *with tears in her eyes* "Colossal Shit"

why did you take so long to get changed?
Colossal Shit

by JOE_NUTS May 28, 2021

The colossal twinks groupchat

Very gay, very cursed groupchat dedicated to attack on titan, Armin Arlert, and Sam’s love for Aniya. Every member is an icon.

“What’s that groupchat you’re always getting cursed images from?”

“Oh! That’s the colossal twinks groupchat!”

by Heymamas42069 December 25, 2021

Colossal Whore

A bag of potatoes that you might be able to fuck.

She is all about that base pounding on a thriving dick. She's a colossal whore.

by Colossalwhore June 7, 2018