Clyde

That skinny asshole in the corner who watches hentai all day

Person 1:look at the gremlin over there
Person 2:he’s such a clyde

by Baroke omama August 31, 2020

Clyde

The most awesome and amazing guy you'll ever meet he is instantly friends with anyone who looks at him. Amazing in bed

Person 1: Wow look over there!

Person 2: He's such a Clyde!

by Hottie 876 November 7, 2020

Clyde

Clyde is a black man who got his girl stolen by Vlad who took her on a walk in the park. His girl (Marian) who he dated in year 7 was stolen by 3 people. Vlad, Ben and Jermone.

Everyone "You you know how clyde likes marian"
Elias "Yea hes a massive neek styl"

by SkylinePenis November 13, 2020

Clyde

Someone who likes to curse a lot and tell inappropriate jokes (usually sex jokes) when given the chance during conversations.

Guy1: "How old is your mom again?"
Guy2: "I think she's 69 years old."
Guy1: "Ooooh! Still fuckable and whose age is the same number as my favorite sex position."
Guy2: "God! You're disgusting, you're such a "Clyde"."

by X3 *Pounces on you* UwU February 24, 2021

Clyde

A man with so much swag it is u comprehendable. He will walk into a party and have all the guys respect and all the chicks on him. Clyde has one girl over all and roles with a group of friends. Cool guy all around but keeps his circle small.

“That guy Clyde is so damn cool”
“Yeah hes a Clyde for sure”
“Is Clyde coming”

by cstat21 October 10, 2021

Clyde

Clyde is a charming and talented man who is different from all. Clyde walks into a party and gains every mans respect and has every chick all over him. One thing about Clyde is that he chooses one girl over all. All around cool guy who keeps it simple and has a close group. Clyde will often be your homie.

“Yeah hes awesome… must be a clyde”
“Clydes here everyone”

by cstat21 October 10, 2021

Clyde

Clyde is a lazy guy who only ever thinks about girls. He's smart but doesn't put effort into his work so he's always failing. He keeps flirting with girls even after they reject him and tell him to leave them alone. Clyde says very cringy things like pickup lines constantly. A Clyde hates negativity.

"He keeps flirting with her but she has a boyfriend"

"That's Clyde for you."

by NeoCityNonsense November 23, 2021