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cheeseburger 

Jake Shears' pet tortoise, given to him by his boyfriend for his birthday. Jake revealed to Q! Magazine that he feeds it calorie-controlled portions of lettuce for meals and he cried, overcome with emotion, upon recieving the gift.
"I heard the lead singer of the Scissor Sisters has a pet turtle."
"Nay, it's a tortoise. Called Cheeseburger an'all!"
cheeseburger by Sarah666 August 19, 2007

Cheeseburger 

Did you just cheeseburger?


One time, he was banging a chick, and stopped because she cheeseburgered.
Cheeseburger by Meitsjustme_n08 February 15, 2009

cheeseburger 

A fat woman with a lot of money who is to ugly to get sex the normal way, so they give money and buy gifts to keep boyfriends.
Did you see that Heifer coming out the bank, shes going to be my cheeseburger.
cheeseburger by ryseone January 21, 2008

cheeseburger 

A cheeseburger is a man who's got game with the opposite sex, meaning they never have to worry about leaving the bar or club alone.
"That cheeseburgeris talking to your girl better move in there quick!"
cheeseburger by Jake Patterson September 8, 2008

Cheeseburger 

when u shit in a mcdonalds bag and give it to someone
"BACON SUPREME, BIIIIIIYATCH"

"I got you a cheeseburger honey"

Cheeseburger 

when a man takes his two balls and brings them up and sandwiches them around his softy dick, looking like a cheeseburger.

( )I I( ) <--try and picture it like that.
dude mike made us all piss from laughter when he made a cheeseburger. LOL