Chairman Phat

Fearsome Asian with a warty, throbbing cock. He is to be brutally feared. See also system of a down.

All your choad are belong to us!

by Anonymous February 25, 2003

Gregory Jbara as Chairman Magnuson

Gregory's Chairman Magnuson, a key player in the atomic game, Broadway charm meets political finesse, am I right?

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: What's Gregory Jbara doing in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Gregory Jbara as Chairman Magnuson, Broadway to bomb yo!

by courtofowls September 04, 2023

Chairman

The guy who sits on a chair while others work for him.

I didn't have to contribute much since I was the chairman.

by Vatu December 21, 2019

Chairman’s Hook

When a couple are having doggy style sexual intercourse and the person from behind inserts their thumb into the anus and hooks the other towards them during the thrusting motion to provide extra penetration on the inward thrust and assert a power dominance

He gave her the chairman’s hook. Really took the shine off the end and needed polishing afterwards

by Skyblueforever June 07, 2025

Chairman , ACK

The weird owner of the AZC Ecosystem.

Chairman , ACK demoted me.

by fytfjjjfthfr December 25, 2022