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cardio appointment

Had a cardio appointment last night with my partner. We both busted several times
by barfmanbard December 20, 2024
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exuberant cardio

Having sex; particularly high energy, athletic, sweaty, really-good-workout sex.
"Steve and James did some really exuberant cardio last night. We could hear them from downstairs."

"Hey, whatever burns your calories!"
by Doro's Mama June 13, 2018
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Cardio lady

She's the same lady that's always on the cardio machine every time you go to gym regardless of the time or day. Whether she is walking on the treadmill, climbing the Stairmaster or using the elliptical machine, she always appears to be doing a minimum of two hours a day. She never uses anything other than the cardio machines and always has head phones on and is always tuned into whatever is on the television. They think they're super models when they're really a cross between a dead corpse and a malnourished praying mantis who cling to the cardio machines and still think that they are fat.
Julie: 'Is she going to get off the stairmaster?'
Stef: 'You've got no hope Jules, she's always on it, she's the cardio lady'
Julie: 'They should a time limit on each machine, so others can get a turn'
Stef: 'Good idea, why don't you go tell reception'
Julie:'I will'.
by Kick Ass Gal April 21, 2018
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cardio hugs

An action where, while cuddling, the two people involved hump each other, recreating the action of sex while remaining clothed.
‘My favourite type of hugs and cardio hugs’
by Axiohyd January 12, 2021
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Cardio

Doing more than 5 reps on bench
For cutting cardio I'm hitting 6 reps
by mansplain.manipulate.manifest September 23, 2021
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cardio

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+Cardio- IN the LGBTQ community referring to an extremely loose rectum, not being able to provide appropriate friction to a penis during anal sex.
dude, i slammed my penis in the bottom for 2 hours and felt like I was doing cardio.
by Red bitch from hell November 14, 2023
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hand cardio

Masterbate. Gentler than full arm cardio
Girls prefer hand cardio to arm cardio.
Man. She was so hot I had to rush home for some quick hand cardio
by jumbojim888 June 12, 2016
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