Yo Dave if you are staying at Jimmy's house tonight you better saran rap your asshole because I heard Jimmy was a real Butt pirate.
by SirGrundleMuncher July 02, 2006
by Shana Morro March 26, 2003
Alex is a Butt Pirate.
by Eura Phagg November 18, 2006
A Matey Mister who, in the process of wearing The Eyepatch, plunders the treasures of other Matey Misters, whether his sword be drawn or not.
"It'th your turn to walk the gangplank," one Butt Pirate said to the other, whilst slobbing his knob.
by TonyHoagland October 21, 2003
In addition to the other definitions, the pirate is often named "Dicky Nicky" and is of Indian descent. His combination of wanting butt pleasures (in reference to Mooj from 40-Year-Old Virgin) and choosing unsuspecting victims makes him the scariest butt pirate of them all.
by annonymousfemaleoneaton June 19, 2010
by Brad November 05, 2003
"I am the butt pirate, give me your booty!"
"Let me venture onto your poop deck"
"WALK THE PLANK! You see, the funny thing about the plank is it's located on my cock."
"Let me venture onto your poop deck"
"WALK THE PLANK! You see, the funny thing about the plank is it's located on my cock."
by Derfigan Maximus November 23, 2009