Blueberry Kisses

Having Oral Sex...and normally, while high.

Leah: Hey Jordan, wanna have sex tonight?!

Jordan: Yeah. Blueberry Kisses though...I wanna get high too.

Leah: k.

by xxloverntafighterdiilylahxx November 9, 2010

Pop your blueberries

When a male loses his virginity. It is the male equivalent of "having your cherry popped." The term "blueberries" is used to refer to testicles, being "blue" from never previously having sex.

Example 1: "When are you finally going to pop your blueberries, bro?"

Example 2:

Person 1: "How old were you when you popped your blueberries?

Person 2: "I was 16."

by nAnDy013 March 21, 2013

Blueberry Ale

A prime deviation of what beer was intended to be. Only women should feel comfortable ordering any beer/berry combination.

It is a known fact that drinking blueberry ale makes you want to suck cock.

by Definerofgayness October 20, 2020

The Old Milwaukee Blues

adj - That particularly shitty feeling after a long night of drinking Old Milwaukee. Usually symptoms include a pounding headache and the beer shits.

"Hey, where the hell is Duff?"

"He won't be in for another couple hours, he's got a pretty bad case of the Old Milwaukee blues."

by CDuFF105 August 21, 2008

Blues Brothers

Blues Brothers is a movie produced in 1978, starring Dan Aykroyd, and John Belushi. Including the musical talents of many legends, including James Brown, Aretha Franklin, Cab Calloway, and Ray Charles, it is a comedy, and also includes one of the best car chases in history. It was the first movie to actually destroy a shopping mall, and the first to film on location in the City of Chicago.

The Blues Brothers themselves are two brothers, "Joliet" Jake and Elwood, who scour the city of Chicago, reuniting their band members, to raise money for the orphanage in which the two grew up. Jake is also being relentlessly pursued by his enurotic and sociopathic ex-fiancee, played by Carrie Fisher ((AKA Princess Leia)). Dan Aykroyd and John Belushi, who portray the two brothers, do all their own singing and dancing. Dan Aykroyd designed the Bluesmobile.

I was watching the Blues Brothers last night, because it's so darn kewl.
"We're on a mission from God."

by RoboTribble May 6, 2006

blueshirted

A slang term for a bleeding asshole after rough anal sex. Named after customer service staff experiences at the overpriced electronics store Best Buy that is currently being wiped out by Amazon.

Hey Skyler that last round of assfucking has me blueshirted.

Shit !!! Don't get it on the sofa. Here have a tampon.

by majortomsmodem September 29, 2013

Project Bluebook

The last publicly acknowledged USAF investigation into UFOs, which started in March 1952. Its aims were to find explanations for UFO sightings, to assess whether they were a threat to national security, and to determine if the UFOs used advanced technology from which the US could learn. Reports were collected, analyzed and filed according to their results. No-one noticed anything was wrong with the project until one of the people on the investigation team sent in his own sighting. It was filed, but when he wanted to refer back to his report, it had disappeared. He then alleged that any reports that were both unexplained and could cause public uproar were siphoned off out of Blue Book to somewhere else higher up in authority, a claim that ufologists now see as fact. Blue Book was wound up in 1969 as a result of the Condon Report and one of its investigators, Dr J. Allen Hynek, went on to form the first scientific based UFO group, the Center for UFO Studies, in 1973.

After closing Project Blue Book the US
Air Force has not publicly acknowledged any further interest in UFO sightings.

by ufologist February 6, 2005