Blue Waffle

An insult to guys, saying he has "blue balls" or basically no balls.
Oh, that guy! He is such a blue waffle!
by InsideGirl April 23, 2011
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Blue Waffle

A Blue Waffle is a woman whose vagina has turned blue during child birth. After a woman has had a child it is used as a joke to describe her vaginal status.
She is a blue waffle. She has had a kid.
by J Squiggle July 27, 2010
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Blue waffles

A delicious food created by Sally Jackson. As a show up to when her abusive ex-husband Gabe told her son Percy Jackson that blue food didn't exist.
Percy you're drowning your Blue waffles in syrup.
by Maleficent 2002 August 04, 2017
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Blue waffle

derogatory term used for a vaginal infection, however the infection has nothing to do with the color blue nor does the vagina actually turn blue. its some made up term to gross people out and put others down.
by tickledicks December 13, 2015
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Blue waffle

Somthing you shouldn't look up.
Guy1:"Hey look up Blue waffle."
Guy2:"sure"
He got victimized
by The fag that u hate December 12, 2017
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Blue waffle

The image of the blue waffle that had went viral in the past is indeed real and not photoshopped like some others have suggested. While the blue waffle is not a specific infection or disease, it is rather due to general neglect of a severe prolonged infection of the vagina that almost pairs with gangrene. Common in third world hookers and general women who have given up on life/severe mental problems.
"Yo, whats the most disgusting thing you've ever seen on the internet?"
"The blue waffle, but dont look it up."
by Billythekid321 February 28, 2019
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