This word can be used many ways.(shoot blanks)
1. If a male cannot masterbate yet...or joff
2. (As a verb) Shooting blanks
1. Ben: Man I still shoot blanks
Anthony: Haha I can joff
by YeMaj 44 May 31, 2008
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To feel blank. Usually this is a feeling which is so small and mediocre that you will be pleasantly surprised. For example, a person who has split with their boyfriend and is dreading seeing him again is happy to feel blank. Neither love or hate for the individual.
"I saw Troy today."
"Really? How did that make you feel?"
"Blank!"
"Oh! That's great, I'm so pleased for you!"
by Corinne Simpson October 15, 2006
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To wank twice at the same time, or to double-wank
"Aw, yeah, John was busy blanking in Miss Harto's class. She's just so hot he grew another dick and just started wanking both of them!"
by iwheeze March 1, 2019
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A person who was born without a face. Usually they are very aggressive and not to be trusted with heavy machinery. They lost the battle of the faces and the blanks to a banana.
I almost got mugged by two blanks who were on the end of their rope.
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The state of mind in which one goes prior to a physical altercation.
Oh shit homie I would calm down if I were you, my boy is about to blank on you, and if he blank's shit aint gonna be pretty.
by B JizZle September 24, 2006
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this is a business man codeword for "aerodynamic laser catapult" also known as a flying laser. other codewords like these exist, such as "tractor" which means anything that is remotely related to cheese and or the colour blue.
RUN!?! ITS A MIDGET ON A BLANK!!!
this cracker has some lovely tractor slices...
by apeshit November 30, 2004
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Blank...
by Xboxophobia December 31, 2011
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