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Mega-blackhole

A blackhole that's larger than average, but not as large as a supermassive one, (aka. an intermediate blackhole).
'Two average-sized blackholes merged to form one so extraordinarily large that it became a mega-blackhole (Nickname: 'The Mega'), but even that is nothing compared to the size of a supermassive blackhole.'

(Please read my definition of a supermassive blackhole for more information).
by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 29, 2022
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brazilian blackhole

When you hang out with Brazilians too much and get stuck being with them until they out party you and you end in the fetus position on their couch. That within itself is not a Brazilian blackhole, but the next day when it’s time to leave, you can’t cause they’ve trapped you in a never-ending bender. It is at this moment you have entered and been subsequently trapped in a Brazilian blackhole.
Jacob: Hey Victor, I think I’m going to go home now, but last night was crazy!

Victor: Sounds good, but let’s get some food first

*They go to get food*

Victor: Hey let’s check out the bar even though it’s Sunday and 2 pm

Jacob: You're trying to put me in a Brazilian blackhole now aren’t you?

Victor: No man, I wouldn’t do that to you. After all, I have shit to do and can’t party

*Shortly after, Jacob’s sobriety has been compromised and he has entered a Brazilian blackhole yet again*

I am Jacob and this is happening to me right now. Help.
by TheSecretPussyFinder January 21, 2024
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Hypermassive blackhole

An extremely massive blackhole. A hyper-massive blackhole is larger than a supermassive blackhole and has the mass of at least a trillion suns, (ie. hyper-supermassive blackhole. aka. stupendously large blackhole).
'Two supermassive blackholes merged to create a blackhole so supermassive that it became a hyper-supermassive blackhole, (ie. hypermassive blackhole ), but even that's nothing compared to a super-hypermassive, (ie. mega-hyper-supermassive) blackhole and so on.'

(Please read my definition of a supermassive blackhole for more information).
by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 29, 2022
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blackhole

a woman who leads you on and teases you that there is a chance at romance, but all attempts and moves made are met with humiliation and rejection. they convince you that they need more time and effort and one day there will be something great. so you then give lots of emotional energy, money, support. and attention. after a while emotionally you get sucked into a field where its very difficult to escape. the sunken cost fallacy has you addicted like a granny on a rigged slot machine in hopes of winning the grand prize, there love and affection, when there is no chance of winning. Also if you try to leave the relationship they will make you feel like a terrible person for wanting to leave and will try to keep you sucked in. they also at any moment, when they are bored can throw you away like its no problem, usually after they find a new victim who they will use to rub in the final killing blow, tearing you apart.

everything you throw into this relationship gets sucked in with very low, to no chance at all of anything ever being returned in the slightest. even light cannot escape the blackhole. stay with a black hole for to long and they will suck out your inner light.

long term affects destroys your self worth, making you feel like a loser. will lead to many long lasting mental health issues and traumas . Avoid and Escape the blackhole at all costs.
stay away from that caitlyn elizabeth she is a blackhole. she will suck your soul out and also gets off on messing with peoples heads for fun.
by suviver April 13, 2020
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Supermassive blackhole

A very massive blackhole. A supermassive blackhole is larger than a mega-blackhole, but smaller than a hyper-supermassive, (ie. hypermassive) blackhole.
'Two mega-blackholes merged to form one so massive that it became a supermassive blackhole, but even that's nothing compared to the size of a hypermassive blackhole.'

(Please read my definition of a mega & hypermassive blackhole for more information).
by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 29, 2022
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blackholing

When someone has read your text but doesn’t respond
I turn my read receipts off so no one can cause me of blackholing them.
by InsideJokester May 23, 2018
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Universal apocalypse blackhole

A blackhole so large that it can swallow the entire universe.
'The universe grew so cold that all the stars faded into blackholes, merged and eventually grew into one so massive that it became a universal apocalypse blackhole, which swallowed the entire universe.'
by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 29, 2022
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