Bidenistan

A place where a heap of gaylords hangout

Person 1: "hey have you seen bidenistan recently"
Person 2: "yeah that's where all the gay people hangout right"

by spiritCringer September 8, 2021

Baltimore Bidet

The act of a male using his urine in an upwards stream to clean the undercarriage of another person who is squatting over them.

After a long hot day of walking around the Inner Harbor, Ross discovered his ass crack had become excessively lathered in smelly bum butter. Upon hearing of the situation, ever helpful Jim volunteered to accompany Ross back to the hotel and give him a Baltimore Bidet.
"Ross, I've got a belly full of 'Natty Boh' and have enough pent-up piss to easily flush all the jizz infused dung-discharge from your ass crack!"

by Blumpster August 20, 2013

fucktard Biden

The 46th POTUS.

Gee, Mitt, that Fucktard Biden is a real douche nozzle!

by Maga! January 22, 2021

Fuck joe biden

The man who’s been in office for almost 50 years and hasn’t done anything. He’s also very racist and doesn’t like the LGBTQ+ community

OMG! Joe Biden just called us a waste of air. He said we’re not black if we don’t vote for him. FUCK JOE BIDEN

by Mmmmoo December 6, 2020

Bidet’d

bidet -Plumming fixture that cleans genetailia hands free.

Bitet’d-When you don’t have a bidet, but when you expel feces and the water splashes up and gets your ass hole wet, just like how a bidet does.

1st stall: Shit dude I just got bidet’d, it felt so weird!
3rdStall: Dude what the hell that?

by A_Matt_A January 3, 2018

Bitentronc

A divine sunflower who graces it's followers: the Bitenists It casts Judgement on heretics.
Got SMAAAASHED!! by a huge boulder from a Adaptable Rock-Wrecking Rhinoceros

Person A: Waluigi's our lord and savior.
Person B: No. It is the one and only Bitentronc.
Person A: SHUT UP! WALUIGI >>> ALL!! WAHWAHWAHWAH!!!
Person B: Guzzlord have mercy. -_-"

by Title Theme Big Brain Academy June 28, 2022

brown bidet

A jet of diarrhea that comes out at such a velocity that, upon hitting the water in the toilet bowl, causes water and/or liquid fecal matter to splash back up onto the buttocks or anus. This stream from the bowl often resembles a bidet, but only serves to make a mess rather than clean.

"Sorry I used all your toilet paper, but I had a lot to clean up after the brown bidet."

by Swinky June 1, 2009