bethesda-grade incompetence

Making something that could be good but ends up being terrible, but people enjoy it anyway; ignoring hundreds and hundreds of helpful suggestions; generally being a giant assclown that is clearly only worried about selling the bridge that you are currently burning while standing on.

The world fades from black. You sit in a wooden cart, surrounded by bandits. One of the bandits has terribly broken textures, and two others are incorrectly labelled as housecats. You shout out to God almighty "I think there's a mistake here!!" Suddenly, a feral pig jumps out of a bush and explodes, killing you. This is some Bethesda-grade incompetence.

by OldManBOMBIN August 1, 2019

Bethesda Software

A Video game Developer/Publisher. Responsible for Many truly epic games, which also have truly epic bugs. Lists of bugs for their games are dozens of pages long, and their patches often leave the games worse off than before. Currently the Reigning king of the unpolished game.

DUDE 1: I can't wait For the new game by Bethesda Software!!!

DUDE 2: I can wait. They never finish their games until a few months after release. Why should I pay them to be a Beta tester.

by Eldrich Thurge February 9, 2012

Bethesda Steamer

Farting in a bitches face while she giving you head

Last night I gave a hoe a Bethesda Steamer while she sucked me off.

by gr8pimp January 26, 2008

Bethesda Chevy-Chase High School

The home of THE Spencer Upston. A god-like specimen that dominates in the trenches. He once went against graham as scout center. He can essentially squat 400 pounds.

I really wish I went to Bethesda Chevy-Chase High School so I could get with Spencer Upston

by Savageperson69 June 17, 2019

Bethesda'ed

Bethesda'ed - (v). be-the-z-dah-ed.
(1). To take a well established and popular license only to rape the shit ouf it.

Hey Matt, did you see the new Star Wars prequels? Yeah dude; Lucas totally Bethesda'ed that shit man!

by Orr September 25, 2006

bethesda jump

When the player in a Bethesda Softworks RPG decides the best route to the next objective is over a mountain, calling for the trademark jump.

"Fucking hell man, Rorikstead is just over this mountain... Screw the path, I'll just Bethesda Jump over it"

by MLGEESUS March 4, 2016

Bethesda Chevy-Chase High School

BCC High School is the most hood school in Montgomery Count, actually the most hood school you will run into. Walk into any bathroom and there's either a kid getting lit up, having sex, or fighting. Only safe bathrooms at the moment at the moment are the 3rd floor F wing bathrooms. Most kids will sell you any drug you can name for the right price if you ask them. Girls are either getting DUI's, abortions, or losing their virginity at the age of 15. Teachers are chill as fuck, most will overlook fights and things like that. It may be intimidating but steer clear of the wrong croud and you'll be fine. Whitman Highschoolers have to this day not beat BCC kids in a fight.

Did you hear about the Bethesda Chevy-Chase High School student who beat the living shit out of that kid at Blair?

by zombed24/7 August 28, 2022