"HERR BECKER" is a teacher who is very bad at his job as a teacher and never teaches his students he just screams at them. Legends also say that his penis is so small it is the size of an electron and that hes so ass at shooters that he just always is a commentator for his teammates to act like hes good at anything to his students and twitch chat.
person 1: Why did you score so low on the test?
person2: Herr Becker didn't teach me and just screamed at me instead of teaching
person2: Herr Becker didn't teach me and just screamed at me instead of teaching
by It's koni May 12, 2022
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A girl from Becker who wrecks your pecker by trapping you in a relationship by getting pregnant and taking all your money.
by Fort Bacon May 4, 2006
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1. snort the salt
2. shoot the tequila
3. serve the lemon (throw it in the air and hit it)
this imitates boris beckers serve where
his head is over the ball
then he throws the ball up
then hits the ball
1. snort the salt
2. shoot the tequila
3. serve the lemon (throw it in the air and hit it)
this imitates boris beckers serve where
his head is over the ball
then he throws the ball up
then hits the ball
I spent most of last night on the floor where i joined my lemon slices after a hard night of doing boris beckers
by A.B October 17, 2005
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Australian Origin.
Australian Origin.
John and Rick go to the bar together. John orders a beer, and Rick orders a cosmo.
John: "Holy, crap did you just order a becker?"
John: "Holy, crap did you just order a becker?"
by mdsmed November 2, 2010
Get the becker mug.A CBS sitcom that aired from 1997-2002 that starred Ted Danson as John Becker, an irascable, inner-city Bronx family-practitioner who is always irritated by something. His character is often bitter over the breakup of two marriages and steers away from long-term relationships as a result. His character is an atheist, cheap, stingy, a nicotene addict, drives a beat up clunker and lives in a mediocre apartment under a hooker. Becker found love in the last season with Chris (short for Christine), played by Nancy Travis. The two never got married. The show was cancelled in 2002 and in the last episode, Becker realized his own happiness.
Characters of the show:
Bob: a grungy, sleezy, lazy, pervert who resembles Fonzie from Happy Days and became Becker's aprtment supervisor in the last season. He has a crush on Reggie, the owner of the diner and his former classmate in high school.
Reggie: owned the diner next to Becker's office. Was the love interest of Bob. She is easily annoyed, desperate, sarcastic, lonely and bitter.
Margaret: the head of Becker's front office. She is a loving, harmonious, Christian woman who often advices Becker.
Linda: also works in Becker's front office. She is a bimbo, irrational, lazy and dates only convicts.
Jake: is blind and runs the newspaper stand in Reggie's diner. He is smart, analytical and sarcastic. Often close to Becker.
Chris: Becker's girlfriend in the last season who replaced Reggie as the diner's new owner. She is affectionate, compassionate and the only one who remotely understands Becker.
Characters of the show:
Bob: a grungy, sleezy, lazy, pervert who resembles Fonzie from Happy Days and became Becker's aprtment supervisor in the last season. He has a crush on Reggie, the owner of the diner and his former classmate in high school.
Reggie: owned the diner next to Becker's office. Was the love interest of Bob. She is easily annoyed, desperate, sarcastic, lonely and bitter.
Margaret: the head of Becker's front office. She is a loving, harmonious, Christian woman who often advices Becker.
Linda: also works in Becker's front office. She is a bimbo, irrational, lazy and dates only convicts.
Jake: is blind and runs the newspaper stand in Reggie's diner. He is smart, analytical and sarcastic. Often close to Becker.
Chris: Becker's girlfriend in the last season who replaced Reggie as the diner's new owner. She is affectionate, compassionate and the only one who remotely understands Becker.
Becker was the only recent sitcom I actually enjoyed. Too bad it was cancelled without an official series finale.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com October 6, 2007
Get the Becker mug.Before I came to this college, I read the previous 2 posts from a decade ago, and thought, "despite their obvious sarcasm and overall saltiness I think I'm really going to like this place." And I do. This place is great. There's no parties so you can actually sleep, you're not forced to do any social activities (although you're highly encouraged to do so), and it's really easy for introverts to make friends. The only suggestion I can make is to not rely on maintenance (they never do anything unless your parents send them an angry email) and don't go to maple hall. The phantom poopatrator lives there. Just. Don't. Try another hall.
Despite the frustration this place is great if you're here to actually learn and not party your organs to death and contribute to society, unlike the other two jackasses that gave descriptions of this place. You can do things here, you just have to care about other human beings ;)
Despite the frustration this place is great if you're here to actually learn and not party your organs to death and contribute to society, unlike the other two jackasses that gave descriptions of this place. You can do things here, you just have to care about other human beings ;)
by Sammibee April 4, 2019
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