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Normally used in England it's an insult to idiots and fools

Peter" know the way I asked my girlfriend to give me head"

Sean"yeh why"

Peter"she gave me a headbut"

Sean"she's a fucking BELLEND"

Peter"pls don't give her an idea"

Girlfriend" do u want most head or will it try hand jobs because my daddy use to feed me steroids and my grip is amazing"

Peter"NO NO NO i need it no the pain".... . .............phone call ends and Peter is never heard of again
Your fucking BELLEND in a Manchester talk
Bellend by Uwillneverknow February 28, 2017
bellend = Nicki tilt
Bellend by that guy ya know? February 22, 2010
(alex k e double rr is a bell = bellend
kerr + Bell = bellend
bellend by jim January 27, 2004
someone who doesnt do anything and plays champ all day
steve corder is a bellend
bellend by greeny January 20, 2004
On habbo, FairyTailed- aka bellend? her names belle, but like it is. shes so fake, but idc, shes getting my gb comments up. ikr fit. anyway, shes the definition of a bellend xxxxx
me: bellends a bellend xx
Bellend by Lucy12342464 December 2, 2009
to understand the word bell end you need to know a bellend

Richard= Bell = End = bellend
bellend = richard
bellend by jim January 27, 2004