bellend

the end of your penis and can also be used as an insult

girlfriend and boyfriend having sex:
gf:"you've got a weird shaped bellend!"
bf:"shut up you bellend, go do it with someone else then!! Someone with a better bellend!!"
gf:"fine i will!"

...

and the bellend is put in boxers!!

by RachJessSunny February 15, 2009

bellend

(1) Slang name for the head, or bulbous tip of the penis.
(2) Nickname given to my girlfriends total twat of a husband.

"Honey that fucking mardarse bellend has threw another sickie and not gone to work, I won't be able to get to yours today.

"Just tell him you're off to see me because I am better in bed than he ever could be, I don't need a vacuum pump to get it up. I mean it's not as though he doesn't know is it. He found the christmas card off me 12 months ago and is still too much of a shithouse to deal with this situation"

by fasc December 13, 2008

bellend

bellend is on Gregs head

Greg is a total bellend

by Charles December 2, 2003

bellend

A cheese coated mushroom cock

by Dave July 29, 2003

bellend

A nickname for someone with the surname bell.
An annoying sickly child.

Man that bell is such a bellend.
>>Bellend coughs rolls over and dies of a chest infection<<

by Bob March 21, 2005

bellend

love me,....love my shorts. No seriously. It is basically a total ass head who finks he can say w/e he likes wen he cant. So pretty much a tosser. :D Girls can neva be called a bellend.

ummm......fin Whitehead . he is one for the moment anyway. it is possible for a man to work off his status.

by OhLookWhosAPratNotMe January 9, 2005

bellend

bellend is the penis

Luke Crossley is a utter bell-end

by charles drapeer November 25, 2003