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Bro 2: Nah man, Emily is coming over.
Bro 1: Come on, dude! Again?!
Bro 2: Boobs before noobs, man.
Bro 2: Nah man, Emily is coming over.
Bro 1: Come on, dude! Again?!
Bro 2: Boobs before noobs, man.
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My favorite anime and a huge hit in Japan. Wonderful emphasis to detail and great story, animation, characters, and etc.
by mikekk67 June 6, 2003
Get the Cowboy Bebop mug.Applies to anyone currently in school. It is basically listing you're priorities in life. You can't go straight for the bitches and expect to move on in life, but by putting the grades before the bitches you can expect a great bitch count for the long run. Use this saying when you're trying to explain to a friend that "pussy isn't just pussy".
JT: i got more important things to worry about, like smashing.
KD: no you don't. grades before bitches bruh.
KD: no you don't. grades before bitches bruh.
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As Bros before Hoes states; "your bros (male friends) should always become before hoes (female with whom you are/hoping to have a relationship with)." While Bros before Hoes is indeed the most hallowed of traits amongst Bros, what must also be taken into consideration is the bro-ness level of the invoker of Bros before Hoes. That is, if a male cohort of yours wishes you to disengage from a female you are courting by claiming "Bros before Hoes," yet cannot be considered a "Bro" himself (e.g. He wouldn't do the same for you, you don't know the guy too well, he's cockblocked you on more than one occasion, etc), then you have the right to proclaim "Pussy before Wussy" and continue your pursuits.
As Bros before Hoes states; "your bros (male friends) should always become before hoes (female with whom you are/hoping to have a relationship with)." While Bros before Hoes is indeed the most hallowed of traits amongst Bros, what must also be taken into consideration is the bro-ness level of the invoker of Bros before Hoes. That is, if a male cohort of yours wishes you to disengage from a female you are courting by claiming "Bros before Hoes," yet cannot be considered a "Bro" himself (e.g. He wouldn't do the same for you, you don't know the guy too well, he's cockblocked you on more than one occasion, etc), then you have the right to proclaim "Pussy before Wussy" and continue your pursuits.
Douche: "Wanna hit a strip joint?"
Man: "Nah, I'm goin' out with Jen tonight. Gonna finally pop the question."
Douche: "That skank?" Come on, man, Bros before Hoes."
Man: "You smoked all my weed yesterday, hit on my sister last week, and I've only known you for a month. Pussy before Wussy, bitch."
Man: "Nah, I'm goin' out with Jen tonight. Gonna finally pop the question."
Douche: "That skank?" Come on, man, Bros before Hoes."
Man: "You smoked all my weed yesterday, hit on my sister last week, and I've only known you for a month. Pussy before Wussy, bitch."
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