Moo Shu Beef Jerky

The act of beastiality on a cow while enjoying a bag of Jack Links beef jerky

Instead of cow tipping I snuck into my neighbors farm for some good old moo shu beef jerky

by Blame The Clown May 7, 2018

Beef Jerk

Giving a handjob to someone that you hate i.e have beef with.

Kyle's such a dick, but still i ending up wanking him off. I'll never beef jerk again..

by frogurban745 September 21, 2019

beef jerker

-A professional beef jerky maker.

-One who likes giving bulls handjobs.

Jack Links beef jerky is made by beef jerkers

by pork jerker August 20, 2010

Beef Jerker

Someone who jerks off using their "beef".

Person #1: What were you doing last night?
Person#2: I was in my room
Person#1: So you're a Beef Jerker!
Person#2: Exactly!

by Lucky-Lick July 31, 2016

jerk-id beef

An old english term used nowadays for beef jerky.

Old: Question not thy clams nor thy jerk-id beef, tis' a favorite of thy fiend maker and thy fiend.

New: Hey ya'll, I b fo' shizzilin' for some jerk-id beef here!

by helga October 16, 2003