Adirondack Bear Claw

When a woman with very large hands gives a man a hand-job.

Bob: "Hey Mike, you know Sally right?"
Mike: "The gal with the huge hands?"
Bob: "Yea,I got an Adirondack Bear Claw."
Mike: "Nice!"
(FistBump)

by Captain Pussy Pirate December 31, 2010

Fried Bear Claw

The result of a woman with an excess of outer labia dipping the lips into a vat of boiling oil and then rolling the lips in powdered sugar, much like making a funnel cake.

I tried to eat Tammy's fried bear claw but it was too greasy and powdery for my taste.

by The BBBP's July 1, 2008

Bear Claw Vagina

A vagina that a girl has inserted the devise that clamps down on a man's penis in a woman's vagina if her hormones are going too crazy while she's having sex, to prevent rape. Mostly used by extremely paranoid girls.

"Oh she's wearing that warning sign that she got a bear claw vagina, i won't rape her!"

by Alec Jay April 17, 2009

Bear claw scratches

Stretch marks. The red "lines" on fat areas.

That bitch has some bear claw scratches between her legs!

by Dave123 July 23, 2008

Antarctic Bear Claw

When a person who has very long, dirty yellow, finger nails takes a naked woman out into the snow and sticks his hand repeatedly inside her vagina.

Bro I totally gave your girlfriend an Antarctic bear claw after we made a snowman with a dick and boobs last night.

by ak47shizzle April 16, 2009

White Mountain Bear Claw

You take a shit while a girl is giving you head while the guy is playing fifa (or any other sort of cool video game). After you take that shit, you dip your balls in it, the girl sucks on that (your shitty balls) and then you fuck her while smearing shit and white chaving cream all over her. This tactic can only be done in a white bathroom which sets the environment as a white mountain (where bears live). Also you must be wearing a bear mask. After you've done that you tell the girl 3 simple words... "Figure it out"

Girl- "hey what do you want to do to me?"
Guy- "can i please perform the white mountain bear claw?"
Girl- "is it fun?"
Guy- "absolutely"

by grizzly man from a white mtn. January 22, 2011

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