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dick beaker

A beaker you stick beside your bed to clean it up after sex.
Mervin have you got the dick beaker ready for tonight.
by Michael_Megaeen_portaferry January 6, 2014
mugGet the dick beakermug.

filling the beaker

Intending to have intercourse later on. From a rather popular Mumsnet thread, "Do you dunk your penis" about post coital clean-up.
Will you be filling the beaker tonight? I'm feeling a bit frisky.
by penis beaker October 10, 2013
mugGet the filling the beakermug.

beaker bong

Being a scientist's beaker shaped glass container redesigned as a smoking pipe with water,for dank weed or wacky tobacky,comes in sizes from 1/2foot to 4ft n up.
Damm, nobody can hit my beaker bong as fat as I can,cause Ethan's choked up n tylers faded on the couch. so smoke good trees ,give that wax a break bro.
by smokeytreeswhereibe September 22, 2016
mugGet the beaker bongmug.

Beaker

Someone who lies a lot;

this simple term weaves together two different references from American culture. Firstly, taken from American slang, someone's nose can be referred to as a 'beak', as in a bird's nose. Secondly, taken from the children's classic, Pinocchio, the protagonist's nose grew longer with each lie they told.
If you weren't such a BEAKER, I might be able to trust you.
by fluffbear February 27, 2023
mugGet the Beakermug.

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