ballistic lobotomy

Suicide by gunshot to the head.

Jeff: Hey Jan, did you hear what happened to Tom?

Jan: No.

Jeff: He preformed a ballistic lobotomy on himself.

Jan: Oh Snap !

by Camel'sTowing October 12, 2018

Ballistic Caryssile

A Scouse/Middle England term for an awkward 17 year old girl with terrible depth perception coming at you fast enough to cause damage equivalent to that of an actual military grade missile.

The ballistic caryssile hit me with such a force I fell over.

by itanimulli.com May 5, 2020

Ballistic shit

A shit that exits the anus with such force, the toilet smashes or leaves a hole in a wall, window or roof

I took a ballistic shit

by Misterymissile September 3, 2020

blisticles

There is a excessive amount of blisters on your balls.

Ouch! I have alot of blisticles on my balls

by KCB Words January 1, 2010

Ballistic

1. Of or relating to the trajectory of projectiles, their motion and/or effects. Used in circuses by clowns to properly gauge and define accurate custard pie throwing. Although rarely heard, ballistics are all around us. When we throw a broken bottle into the face of a policeman, we unconsciously use our acquired knowledge of ballistics to work out exactly how hard and high the throw must be to really mess up the bitch.

2. To be incredibly angry. See also furious and apeshit.

2. "Aw, I knew I shouldn't have thrown that bottle. Dad's gonna go ballistic when he finds out how much the bail is."

by Coaldrone January 24, 2004

anal ballistic

To become so enraged that excrement is shot from the anus at speeds where by it becomes subject to the laws of exterior ballistics

"John was extreamly angry, on the verge of going anal ballistic I reckon"

by Megalon3k September 7, 2007

Botistic

An autistic bot

Maxell is a botistic nigga

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