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Bartenders bar 

The local dive were you go to finish the night off super smashed blackout drunk. Also where all the bartenders go to get drunk when their shift is over. Usually full of loose women, smoke, billiards tables, cocaine dealers, and shady looking people. But also full of cheap booze.
This place is too expensive and closes at 12, let's go to the bartenders bar already!
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bartendering

Tending to ALL bartenders needs, wants and desires.
I was bartendering and the bartender TIPPED me multiple times.

I was bartendering and went home with a stray from the bar.

I was bartendering and the bartender had to give me a ride.

flaming bartender

a flaming bartender is just like a stranger but better, like a stranger you sit on your hand till it's numb then apply icy/hot to your erected "member" then you beat it like it owes you money.
"i was lonely and stragnes jsut wasn't cutting it, and thats when the flaming bartender 'came' in handy"
flaming bartender by Coady March 12, 2007
A person who mixes and serves drinks at a bar.

Pocket Bartender

Mike: "Dubie, I'm goin' to pocket bartender you in the dick."
Dubie: "What does that mean?"
Mike: "It means I'm going to cut your dick off!"
Pocket Bartender by DubDiesel January 29, 2009
A song by Dave Matthews Band, the most famous version of which can be heard on the Live at Folsom Field album.
Bartender please/ fill my glass for me/ with the wine you gave Jesus that set him free after 3 days in the ground
bartender by Monsieur bon cote August 1, 2009

celebrity bartender 

A special guest bartender that is not employed by the establishment but is a well known and liked in the community.
Anna is the Celebrity Bartender at the bar tonight!
celebrity bartender by URHandle February 19, 2017