A Barista that gets stuck making coffee and desserts for customers. They may get stuck with these tasks for 1/2 an hour and can't get away fast enough. This happens on quite nights at a restauraunt, then SLAM!
Me: Can you take these meals out, please mate?
Nathan: * Gives no response, but continues making coffee at a million miles an hour. (No response is not an issue). He is being a Barista Bitch.
Nathan: * Gives no response, but continues making coffee at a million miles an hour. (No response is not an issue). He is being a Barista Bitch.
by Snezzle April 6, 2010
A young male who buttons too button on shirt, wears weird glass and changes under a towel tent at the gym; looks like a barista but stares at boomer dicks as they swing by.
That weird dude w bed head that hit his head on the locker as he tried to change was staring at our dicks. He’s a barista dickpeepsta
by Davedale August 28, 2019
Steve is such a hipster barista queef. I’m sick and tired of hearing about the latest microbrew he wants everyone to try.
by Hamper Hunter May 21, 2021
The act of unconsensually serving your hairy balls that were dipped inside the urine and excrement filled toilet water to your despised roommate while he snores mouth wide open on the living room couch.
After running in to the bathroom to surrender myself to the Shit gods, I couldn’t stop but hearing the irritating sound of my cunt roommate sleeping on the couch. It was at this point I gazed between my thighs to realize it was time to finally deliver a Haitian Barista Coffee Special to my intrusive roommate.
by AlphaaErectus III June 6, 2022
by June N St. March 22, 2023
It's a new GENERAL PRODUCT idea at STARBUCKS that will be their biggest slam dunk MARKETING VICTORY and sales will soar with the COMMODITY PRICE of COFFEE BEANS.
Hey Listen there is this PUMPKIN and if you can kindly CAP off the BARISTA WARMED UP FRAPPUCCINO by giving me that long awaited STARBUCKS DEBUT presenting that COPYCAP MENU where if you want the FRAP CAP with same ingredients no problem and if you want that CAP FRAPP well the same is available by the BARISTA WARMED DOWN CAPPUCINO , as wouldn't you say that is AMAZING as you won't MISS NOW that CANADA MINT FLAVOR OF THE MONTH coffee anymore as nothing anymore at STARBUCKS will be "A QUESTION OF TEMPERATURE" and for the CHILDREN we have free STARBUCKS BALLOONS we fetched in back of KEVIN ROBERT JOHNSON'S BARN thanks to his good friend LAURIE that is always at his side for any sizable PARTY FAVORS.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE February 4, 2022
by La Ura March 10, 2009