Barista Bitch

A Barista that gets stuck making coffee and desserts for customers. They may get stuck with these tasks for 1/2 an hour and can't get away fast enough. This happens on quite nights at a restauraunt, then SLAM!

Me: Can you take these meals out, please mate?

Nathan: * Gives no response, but continues making coffee at a million miles an hour. (No response is not an issue). He is being a Barista Bitch.

by Snezzle April 6, 2010

Barista dickpeepsta

A young male who buttons too button on shirt, wears weird glass and changes under a towel tent at the gym; looks like a barista but stares at boomer dicks as they swing by.

That weird dude w bed head that hit his head on the locker as he tried to change was staring at our dicks. He’s a barista dickpeepsta

by Davedale August 27, 2019

Hipster Barista Queef

Someone who serves artisan roasted coffee by day and drinks only micro brews by night.

Steve is such a hipster barista queef. I’m sick and tired of hearing about the latest microbrew he wants everyone to try.

by Hamper Hunter May 21, 2021

BARISTA WARMED UP FRAPPUCCINO

It's a new GENERAL PRODUCT idea at STARBUCKS that will be their biggest slam dunk MARKETING VICTORY and sales will soar with the COMMODITY PRICE of COFFEE BEANS.

Hey Listen there is this PUMPKIN and if you can kindly CAP off the BARISTA WARMED UP FRAPPUCCINO by giving me that long awaited STARBUCKS DEBUT presenting that COPYCAP MENU where if you want the FRAP CAP with same ingredients no problem and if you want that CAP FRAPP well the same is available by the BARISTA WARMED DOWN CAPPUCINO , as wouldn't you say that is AMAZING as you won't MISS NOW that CANADA MINT FLAVOR OF THE MONTH coffee anymore as nothing anymore at STARBUCKS will be "A QUESTION OF TEMPERATURE" and for the CHILDREN we have free STARBUCKS BALLOONS we fetched in back of KEVIN ROBERT JOHNSON'S BARN thanks to his good friend LAURIE that is always at his side for any sizable PARTY FAVORS.

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE February 4, 2022

booty barista

That one barista you wanna fuck al night long

" Damn, I'd lean that booty barista over a table and take him (or her) right here in the cafe..."

by bootycashierbarista March 14, 2017

Toast-A-Bun barista

an employee, a waitress behind a fast food counter at a restaurant in a mall.

"Toast-A-Bun barista "

Maria is working temporarily as a "Toast-A-Bun barista".

by La Ura March 9, 2009

fire barista

someone very good at making fires or maintaining fires

Ella: Ian is very good at making fires
Renata: yeah, he is a fire barista

by ellastarbucks December 28, 2023