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i declare bankruptcy

"Bankruptcy is nature's do over." -Creed Bratton
what michael scott shouts when creed tells him that declaring bankruptcy will make all of his problems go away
michael declared (not said) this because he thought declaring bankruptcy was that simple
by anna is a bananya May 2, 2019
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Ch. 69 Bankruptcy

The carnal connection of mediocre attention-hungry accountants that results in so much cringe, both their respective employers immediately file for bankruptcy.
Oh man, Pete and Liz almost caused a major Ch. 69 Bankruptcy with all of their disgusting flirting.
by Tankdog November 13, 2020
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bankruptness

The permanent state of my finances.
My bank account in is a state of bankruptness.
by Rock DJ December 16, 2004
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Corner Bankruptcy

Another name for the restaurant "Corner Bakery". This name mocks the restaurant for charging exorbitant prices for a half stale sandwich and a small salad.
No, Judd, I can't afford to go to Corner Bankruptcy, If I'm gonna pay $8.75 for a half sandwich, it better at least taste good!
by Jason Dy October 9, 2007
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bankruptcy blowout

When a business sucks ass and files for bankruptcy resulting in a liquidation sale where a nigga can find some hella deals
Tom: Dude, I heard Morning Wood Lumber Co. is going out of bankruptcy.
Mike: yeah man, theyre gonna have 75% off everything sale. I love a good ol' fashioned bankruptcy blowout!
by spray_and_pray October 31, 2015
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Bunkrupt

(BUNK`/rupt) - 1. (verb, gr. ) The act of interrupting a young boy in his bunk at night, often for sexual purposes.

2. (noun, lat.) slang for a ruptured bunker.
I was just minding my business when Theseus came in and bunkrupted the shit out of me--now it hurts when I sit down.

Greek people, in particular, are fond of boys who like to get bunkrupt.
by bigsaxquatch October 28, 2011
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Bankruption

Bankruption.
A new more explosive word for "bankruptcy"

Early history
The word was established April 1st, 2007 during the creative process we call "writing a paper" while sitting next to Ashley Parish. (link here)
---> Ashley Parish
Baby Genius.

This word was created by the rock star Alexandra Comito. Type her name into your address bar. The word was also created as a means of procrastination. Every time this word is written or spoken it conveys procrastination.
If a sales associate begins to talk crazy, the customers are likely to leave and that decreases sales and then it’s a snowball effect into bankruption.
by Alexandra Comito December 24, 2008
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