by poopers69 March 28, 2018
The Pandito Bandito or PB is considered to most to be a legend or folklore. The truth of the matter is he resides in Kirkland, Washington. His fascintation for panties has led him on a multi state panty stealing spree. He wears a cape and a mask to hide his true identity. The kryptonite for the pandito bandito is victoria secret the sight of that many panties overwhelms him completely and he freezes in place. Getting the bandito to the VS will be the only way to catch him and stop his 24 year reign of terror.
by PB hater July 21, 2008
These bad boys are straight out of TEXAS!The baddest gangstaz around, reside in corpus christi, AkA krooked kristi, 361, the durty durty, They rep the black bandanas over the face like a bandit. Legends of the south, will die for another. Always sippin sweet tea or Monster
**Peace N GUNZ**
**Peace N GUNZ**
by LAYLO September 10, 2006
look at that dumb ass nandito bandito
by wordbreaker October 01, 2015
A personification of the inexplicable drive some people get to whine at everybody else about vague subjects through pretentious and boring poetry. Has laser-tipped fangs.
"The phantom bandito has struck again, it seems."
"This poem looks like the work of the phantom bandito."
"This poem looks like the work of the phantom bandito."
by Greg April 09, 2005
A space bandit that works on the Moon. They ranch their space cattle and harvest cheese from the Moon also. They are also accompanied by their Space Bandita's.
Space Bandito: Hell yea man imma Space Bandito!!! And i got my Sexy Kitty Space Bandita with meh too!!!
by Space Bandito July 09, 2009
Golfer who arrives on a horse, wears a sombrero and leaves you with a sore arse. Often benefits from a Toddy
by Jdub71981 June 22, 2018