banana split

To consecutively give a girl anal, then get her while she's on the rag, then jit all over her face simulting a banana splits toppings of chocolate, cherry sauce, and pineapple sauce.

"My girl loves getting a banana split, but unfortunately we can only do it for a week each month."

by badboybob February 25, 2003

Banana Split

1. A dessert that consists of 3 scoops of ice cream, either vanilla, chocolate, or strawberry in a vertical line. A banana is then put on each side of the scoops. They are then topped with caramel and hot fudge, strawberry pieces, nuts, and sprinkles. After the toppings, comes whipped cream and a cherry on each scoop along with a spoon.

2. A phrase used by bus drivers, teachers, parents, etc. to shut up a bunch of people when "QUIET" doesn't work.

3. The excuse used by teenage girls when they want to buy a bunch of bananas to practice oral sex, but don't want their parents to find out.

1. Guy #1: Dude I love milkshakes! Best Dessert Ever!

Other Guy: Are you high? The best dessert by far is a fucking Banana Split!!!!

2. Bus Driver: Hey! You guys please be quiet. QUIET!!!

Kids: *Let go of me!!*

*That's not third base man*

*PENIS!!!*

*And then she said...*

*You should ssooo do that!*

Bus Driver: BANANA SPLIT!!!!!!!

*Kids shut up in confusion*

3. Mom: Why are you getting so many bananas?

Teenage Girl: *Thinks quickly* Duh! For banana splits!

by Regina Phalange #2 September 26, 2012

banana split

is whn a girl open up her legs n he pt his dick in her pussy n afterwards he pt whip cream n a cheery in her pussy n lick it out.

"dude i jst gave dis girl a banana split"
"wow im givin mine 1 today"
"cool"

by shelle l December 16, 2007

Banana Split

To stick a ripe banana in the ass.

I need to go to the bathroom and give myself a banana split.

by fatcat346 June 23, 2003

Banana Split

A sex act between two men where one guy's dicc is sliced down the middle and the other guy puts his dicc inside the wound and nuts.

Made the little whore a banana split last night... he screamed like a strangled cat the whole time.

by SATANIK KRIGSMASCHINE July 8, 2019

banana split

To spread a womans legs and lick the whip cream out of her entire crack up to her cunt

I gave that hottie the banana split.

by muddog316 November 10, 2008

banana split

(n.) Crapping into one's own mouth. Usually a fetish common in middle-aged fat men who live in their grandmothers' basements.

I ate the most delicious banana split last night. Mmm... peanuts and corn!

by Brad Langford May 16, 2005