Bakersfield threeway

Sex between a woman, a man, and a common farm animal.

Jose, Mary, and the black and white spotted cow from the neighbor's ranch engaged in a rather intense Bakersfield Threeway last night. Moooooo!

by Jefferson B. June 19, 2008

Bakersfield Gangs (Updated)

Current active gangs in Bakersfield, California.

Crips:

· East Side Crips (ESC)

· Spoonie G Crips

· Stroller Boy Crips

· Mid City Crips

· Lakeview Gangsta Crips

· Project Crips

· Clifton Mob Crips

· West Side Crips

· West Side Family Crips

· West Side Gangsta Crips

· 6th Street Crips

· Country Boy Crips (SSC/CBC)

· Watts & Lotus Blocc Crips

· Melwood Blocc Crips

· Bradshaw Hustler Gang

· Mad Blocc Crips

· Reece & Cheetam Blocc (RC Blocc)

· Cottonwood Crips

Bloods/Pirus:

· East Side Bloods

· Nine Trae Bloods (DBG93) (Inactive)

· Bounty Hunta Bloods (Inactive)

· West Side Bloods

· West Side Warlords Piru (Inactive)

Surenos:

· East Side Sureno Sets

· East Side Bakers 13

· Loma Bakers 13

· Lomita 13

· Los Pobres 13 (Inactive)

· Colonia Bakers 13

· Varrio Bakers 13

· Bakers Sur Trece Gang 13

· West Side Sureno Sets

· West Side Bakers 13

· South Side Sureno Sers

· South Side Bakers 13

· Lil Locos (SSBKS) 13

· Southgate Locos (SSBKS) 13

· Greenfield Bakers 13

· North Side/Uptown Sureno Sets

· Uptown Bakers 13

White Supremacists:

· Oildale Peckerwoods

· Nazi Lowriders

Independent Gangs (No allignment to prison gangs):

· Trilla Gang

· TK-1

· MCK

Prison Gangs:

· Mexican Mafia (La Eme)

· Black Gorilla Family

· Aryan Brotherhood

· Dead Man Inc.

Yo man this dude just posted Bakersfield Gangs (Updated)

by 661goonx October 16, 2019

bakersfield grilled cheese

When your butt/thigh hairs bunch up and tangle, causing it to pull apart when you sit down and take a shit

Skweezy Jibbs on bakersfield grilled cheese: U KNO WHEN U PLAY BASKETBALL
OR WORK OUT AN UR BUTT AN
THIGH HAIRS R 2 LONG AN THEY
GET ALL TWISTED UP IN2 A BUNCH
OF GREASY KNOTS $ AN THEN
WHEN U SIT DOWN ON THA TOILET
LATER AN SPREAD UR CHEEKS
ITS LIKE PULLIN APART A NASTY
GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH??
THATS A BAKERSFIELD GRILLED
CHEESE

by cliqqbabe April 21, 2022

Bakersfield Beat Box

Motor boating of the Butt Cheeks.

That bitch last night begged me for the Bakersfield Beat Box!!!!!!!!!

by Broke4reel September 27, 2019

bakersfield three way

When three guys split the cost of a gas station vending machine cock ring.

Did you see that woman pleaser in the bathroom vending machine? Let's go bakersfield three way on it.

by Ridiculous KPJ July 8, 2012

Bakersfield Grilled Cheese

“U KNO WHEN U PLAY BASKETBALL
OR WORK OUT AN UR BUTT AND
THIGH HAIRS R 2 LONG AN THEY
GET ALL TWISTED UP IN2 A BUNCH
OF GREASY KNOTS 👎 AN THEN
WHEN U SIT DOWN ON THA TOOLET
LATER AN SPREAD UR CHEEKS
ITS LIKE PULLIN APART A NASTY
GRILLED CHEESE SANDWHICH??”
-Skweezy Jibbs

I don’t want to get a Bakersfield Grilled Cheese so I’ll trim my pubes in ur sink

by Big-cock123 April 21, 2022

Bakersfield

9 months of heat. 6 months extremely hot temperatures. Indefinite road work everywhere. Some good restaurants. If you get on the populace's bad side, they'll be aggravating. If not, then they'll still be aggravating. Some parts of town are dangerous with gang activity. Downtown is a homeless person's hub. Several homeless shelters. Horrible pollution, including light pollution. Most days, UV rays are hazardous. Some good parks and trails, but you better not have severe asthma. Or go to a hospital because the nurses are mostly snide and lying. The school system is terrible. There used to be a lot of racing. I live by 99. The police must've cracked down on them. Or they decided to race elsewhere. There is a racing dirt track. There is a mall which is usually packed full of people so you could get pickpocketed. Some people look for fights. Most are punks. Always carry a knife for protection. There is a high crime rate. Deputy's corrupt. Police, maybe in most cases. The people will bother you when you're minding your own business. They act friendly, but they really aren't kind. Sometimes they're blatant in their rudeness. There are dispensaries. Therr are plenty of liquor stores. It's hard to get a good doctor. The main sectors of employment are in oil and ag. Home to KoRn and various country artists. And finally, the people try to get you in trouble most of the time. Sometimes they help though.

Man, when isn't it got in Bakersfield.
Like two months

by UnK0wnr3s1D3nt July 30, 2021