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baby deer syndrome

(Baby deer syndrome) when she puts her clothes back on and walks away like a fawn learning how to walk for the first time.
I left that b**** with baby deer syndrome ask her she'll tell ya.
by Kiddswindle May 31, 2022
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kickin baby syndrome

When an infant is repeatedly kicked untill an unconcious state is reached, then continued untill fatility occurs.
Mary is in jail... she went all kickin baby syndrome on her daughter last night.
by Dr. TNT March 25, 2012
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Baby back syndrome

Baby back syndrome is when you are unable or unwilling to get out of bed.
Peter: "Kyle why were you late for class?"
Kyle: "ya know, just had baby back syndrome
by Yeet so hard April 16, 2020
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King baby syndrome

Baby man that has been cottled by his mama for too long, now he has an unrealistic view of life. Wants to be taken care of by a strong woman because he sits home and plays games all day while his girl goes to work
Ryan has king baby syndrome, he thinks the world is rainbows and fairytales. Someone please tell Ryan to get off his high horse and get a J O B
by Aimee718 December 27, 2024
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sloshen baby syndrome

When your friend is driving your pregnant wife around, and is such a terrible driver you are worried that your baby might come out pre-shaken, ie sloshen baby syndrome.
You crazy bitch, slow down so the baby doesn't get sloshen baby syndrome.
by sloshenbaby July 17, 2009
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Baby Boy Syndrome

When a smooth baby boy enters your life and swoops you off your feet like never before. So you continuously search for that same feeling again.
Her: He's only 24!
Him: ohhh... I think you've got baby boy syndrome.
by A Doc March 2, 2025
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terminal baby syndrome

To constantly behave like a baby or young child as an adult. This may include: being spiteful, crying about inane things, wanting attention, self-affirmation, or seen as a constant complainer.
I didn't realize you could get out of an offer to buy a public company for 24 billion, but damn, this dude has terminal baby syndrome.
by Somebody, but not Nobody October 14, 2022
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