(Baby deer syndrome) when she puts her clothes back on and walks away like a fawn learning how to walk for the first time.
by Kiddswindle May 31, 2022

When an infant is repeatedly kicked untill an unconcious state is reached, then continued untill fatility occurs.
by Dr. TNT March 25, 2012

by Yeet so hard April 16, 2020

Baby man that has been cottled by his mama for too long, now he has an unrealistic view of life. Wants to be taken care of by a strong woman because he sits home and plays games all day while his girl goes to work
Ryan has king baby syndrome, he thinks the world is rainbows and fairytales. Someone please tell Ryan to get off his high horse and get a J O B
by Aimee718 December 27, 2024

When your friend is driving your pregnant wife around, and is such a terrible driver you are worried that your baby might come out pre-shaken, ie sloshen baby syndrome.
by sloshenbaby July 17, 2009

When a smooth baby boy enters your life and swoops you off your feet like never before. So you continuously search for that same feeling again.
by A Doc March 2, 2025

To constantly behave like a baby or young child as an adult. This may include: being spiteful, crying about inane things, wanting attention, self-affirmation, or seen as a constant complainer.
I didn't realize you could get out of an offer to buy a public company for 24 billion, but damn, this dude has terminal baby syndrome.
by Somebody, but not Nobody October 14, 2022
