baby dweet

Baby dweets are new players of the asymmetrical horror game dead by daylight that play the character Dwight Fairfield.

aw, loook at the little baby dweet! Come on, chuck the pallet down.

by OOOFlord August 15, 2019

deadbeat baby daddy

Man who sweet-talks his way into your life and bed, gets you pregnant, and then reveals all his shitty baggage while you're pregnant. Man with multiple babymamas, and while he's swearing he'll be there for you, he never sees his kids...and you wonder why.

A deadbeat baby daddy is a man who gets a woman pregnant but after the child is born, doesn't see the need to help out with what he helped create. A man who sleeps while you're up with the crying child at night. A man who will spend your last dime on alcohol when he knows that the baby needs diapers. A man who puts his hands on you one night so you have to flee your own home with the child in tow, but then blows up your phone with text messages about how he wants to talk and how he loves and misses you. Um, how about just being a man and changing your life?

by DoingMe2010 November 7, 2010

Piss Baby

a little bitch.

"Hey, you lil' piss baby
You think you're so fucking cool? Huh?"

by Fudgie Mustard Slot July 5, 2020

D1 baby

A highly athletic child of two athletic parents. D1 refers to Division I athletics. Typically used by future divorcees on their dating profiles.

I wanna make a D1 baby with you

by cimpleman November 11, 2021

Baby angel

A one of a kind beautiful, intelligent and VERY, VERY, sexy woman. A unicorn of women. A woman so sought after, so precious that she is almost mythical . Every mans dream. To be called a "baby angel" is the highest praise for any woman.

WOW, look at her man! Shes the most beautiful woman I've ever seen! Yeah bro she can cook, clean, train in high heels and she's a god damn lawyer too! She's an absolute dime! NO BRO, she's a baby angel...

by Tony parsnips September 5, 2019

Barn Baby

A grown-ass man who frequently hangs out with other “Barn Babies”, usually in a garage or pole barn, while wearing a baby mask. A “Barn Baby” must consume excessive amounts of Peppermint Schnapps and White Claws in order to survive. Common activities include shitting on things, lighting things on fire, riding off-road vehicles, and office popping.

I had a real Barn Baby night last Saturday. One of the Barn Babies got third degree burns from kicking a cup full of flaming gasoline!

by Lil’ Adolf March 7, 2019

ice age baby

The worst thing to ever exist on this planet. The holocaust is a joke compared to the monstrosities this thing has done. There are many trying to stop it daily but none have succeeded. Yet...

guy 1:We should kill the baby from ice age
guy 2: you’re right ice age baby deserves to die in a fire

by __Turtle__ February 15, 2020