bumping uglies

doing the nasty, fucking, making love, screwing, having sex.

No, mom. Me and Amy were bumping uglies when you called last night. It was off the hizzoook!

by Luvmaker November 14, 2004

bumping crustys

A description of elderly people having sex.

I busted my grandparents bumping crustys

by willevans1972 April 19, 2011

bumping ugly

To have sex...fuck...screw...knock boots!

Are you two bumping ugly?

by D0c February 23, 2006

bumping gums

Talking excessively

You were too busy bumping gums to notice the time.

by Mentjm May 27, 2016

Bumping Donuts

a phrase used to describe the act of two holes or openings pounding or touching each other. See also Donut Bumper - one who participates in/enjoys bumping donuts.

Ellen DeGeneres enjoys bumping donuts.

That Rosie O'Donnell is a real donut bumper.

by Will C. December 12, 2003

bumping rugs

A slang term used to describe a sexual act between two lesbians as though "scissor fighting".

Landy and Mauren were so bumping rugs last night in their dorm room...Everyone on the hall could hear and KNEW...

by Paprika Sanchez October 2, 2007

bumping clams

the act of rubbing the female clitoris together with another female clitoris

bumping clams refer to the opening of a clam shell, revieling the clam and bumping and grinding with another "clam" or clitoris until the friction generates a pearl....or an orgasm.....depends on whether we are talking clams or clitorises....

by the queen bee October 5, 2006