Bruce

Soft spoken creep who often sneaks out hunting for ladies at night. His attempts almost always fail because of his gross aura. He has the flirtatious capacity of a snail and his words are pure slime that gently caresses and sickens his victims.

Oh no, there comes bruce...everyone run

by penguinsquizzle January 25, 2015

bruce

According to Jalopnik: "'Bruce' is the new shorthand for Fine German Precision"

The shifter was endowed with so much Bruce it would be hard to imagine a more desirable gearbox.

by AndyDuncan June 8, 2007

Bruce

Bruce is a great friend of Willy The Bank Robber. He loves imparting wisdom to others at length and is an enthusiastic leader of the unit. Merv Singer is his ultimate idol. One of his many passions is cycling to and from work...and AORTIC

Bruce would cycle to and from Fort Knox to rescue his kidnapped wombat...

Where's the money? Where's Willy going? What does Willy want to know?

Nurse: Bruce, should I give this patient Penicillin?
Bruce: No. All antibiotics are a useless waste of time....

by sweet as chocolate June 18, 2011

Bruce

Friend, homey, patna

What up Bruce, "Hey Bruce, what you up to"

by 415KneightRidah January 15, 2009

Bruceing

The act of doing something that you believe will make your life easier, but in fact makes it more difficult.

Sam: Why is he swimming upstream like that?
Dan: He thinks he's swimming downstream.
Sam: Hasn't anyone told him?
Dan: He doesn't listen, he's just bruceing.

by Just Kidding or Am I April 11, 2023

bruce

(adjective) Used to describe something that shouldn't happen, but does, and you should just accept it.
It "Just Works".

"why did that concrete wall explode from a laser hitting it? that's bruce"
"yeah, the brucege is crazy in this show"

by anonymous March 28, 2022

bruce

a word used to describe something which is good or enjoyable.

This pizza is bruce!

by bruceybrucebruce February 7, 2008