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Brontësaurus 

An extremely old-fashioned bookworm.
I'm all for reading da classics, but one should not go overboard and become a dyed-in-da-wool Brontësaurus.
Brontësaurus by QuacksO November 13, 2024
noun, slang
A mythical apex bro—massive vibes, tiny arms, unshakeable loyalty.
The friend who shows up with snacks, a plan, and zero judgment.
Evolutionary form achieved after saying “gotcha” one too many times.
Variants:
Brosaurus Rex — dominant protector of the gc.
Veloci-bro-raptor — fast talker, faster helper.
Stegobro — emotionally armored, soft inside.
Dw dawg—he’s a certified Brosaurus.
Brosaurus by roryvedeon January 19, 2026