Massage in a Brothel

Unofficial theme song of the police vice squad. It is a play on the title of the 1970s hit song, "Message in a Bottle", ironically made famous by the British pop group, The Police. "Massage in a Brothel" is intended to highlight the preference for some corrupt police to receive payment in the form of sexual services rather than money when soliciting bribes from prostitutes.

Detective Brown won't take money from prostitutes. He prefers a "massage in a brothel".

by austbeacon May 4, 2013

boy brothel

A whorehouse full of cute half-witted gay boys.

"I think I'll go down to the boy brothel tonight and find myself a cute little twink to fuck."

by NumberOneAsshole October 28, 2008

post brothel

A thread of a forum, specifically designed for post whoring.

EG: What are you wearing today, What are you eating today, What are you listening to today, The post below you, the poster above you, etc.

Dude have you seen the TPBM thread on MacHeist? That shit is a post brothel.

by lolmacs February 12, 2009

cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel

So cheap it's almost free.

This stock is cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel.

Wow, this car is cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel!

Yo mama is cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel...

by rickyboi January 11, 2016

Potato Brothel

A versatile spuddish whore house.

Drop you trousers Sir William, I cannot wait till breakfast

by Tom Bowtell March 21, 2003

steak brothel

Referring to a group of vending trailer facilities. Used for late time snack attacks after getting baked or 'power food'. Example of a steak brothel is the Grease Trucks at Rutgers.

guy 1: "that was a killer party. dude im really hungry I could go for a grease filled sandwich or a pimp steak"
guy 2: "lets hit the steak brothel on the way back"
guy 1: " I was totally thinkin' the same thing"
guy 1 & 2: SWEET!!!!!!!

by FilmMajor December 25, 2008

Rangoon Brothel

Pungent aroma, heavy smell, body odors, hot, humid, damp.

God its like a Rangoon Brothel in here it stinks.

by Dillinger65 October 20, 2009